Devynne

[Devynne @demanc01]

This is 1000% my favorite picture of Jean. Damn, I love that lady

[Devynne @demanc01]

Just bringing this back to remind everyone how funny I am

[Devynne @demanc01]

Why don’t guys call masturbation “daddy yankee?”

ok I’m going to bed

[Devynne @demanc01]

Isaiah’s ex kept his tv remote when they broke up and honestly, it’s the biggest continuous pain in my ass. Well played girly

[Devynne @demanc01]

@Jayecane Pay for my wedding, get out of debt, help my family

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the best thing i did. this entire year. was love you

[Devynne @demanc01]

@Nighthawk_2011 @nosrednasixel

[Devynne @demanc01]

*Me complaining about drinking my first cup of water today*

Isaiah: you can drink it devynne, it’s not fuckin poison

[Devynne @demanc01]

Find someone who grows flowers in the darkest parts of you 💗 https://t.co/sdS6jx7p53

[Devynne @demanc01]

@nosrednasixel

[Devynne @demanc01]

Also makes wedding planning an emotional bitch

[Devynne @demanc01]

Have you ever had a toxic ex that only comes around every once in a while, but when they do you think you should keep trying? Same, except it’s my relationship with my dad, not an ex

[Devynne @demanc01]

@nosrednasixel This is all fault of the solar eclipse of 2017 because you didn’t buy the 3D looking glasses

[Devynne @demanc01]

@keeney799 So bad 🤣🤣🤣

[Devynne @demanc01]

@nardawg360 Thank you!!

[Devynne @demanc01]

I would rather be pushed off a bridge than shop for a car

[Devynne @demanc01]

It’s only funny if you know

[Omaha Scanner @omaha_scanner]

Was cleaning off the mower and amputated his finger.
#OmahaScannet

[Devynne @demanc01]

One of my favorite Presley stages was when she wouldn’t answer to anything except “Peppa Presley,” but this stage of saying “what the heck” every time anything happens is a close second

[Devynne @demanc01]

Have you ever had a toxic ex that only comes around every once in a while, but when they do you think you should keep trying? Same, except it’s my relationship with my dad, not an ex

[Devynne @demanc01]

Isaiah: I’m gonna get some pasta, do you want any?

Me: it’s 4am

Isaiah: right, so do you want any pasta?

[Devynne @demanc01]

I literally just want my best friends to be so happy

[Devynne @demanc01]

Isaiah just told me not to kink shame in public

[Devynne @demanc01]

My mom saying “it’s just money” just earned me a 7 day trip to Phoenix