Amanda Velasquez

First Lady of the DGS. No sugar, lots of spice.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

😭🇮🇷 The Iranian LEGO guys just made a Natalie Harp video.

I genuinely wasn’t prepared for this level of internet chaos. 😂

The internet has officially lost the plot.

Did you see this?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump has two speeds with women: berating female reporters and gushing over Karoline Leavitt’s lips #fyc

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@Ithileryn Have a blessed day. 😘

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@Ithileryn Eh, some people are only attractive with makeup and lighting. Backhanded but not completely without merit. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@Ithileryn I'll show up and be the only liberal. Take some heat off. 😜

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@Ithileryn

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@Ithileryn Disregard the trolls, love. You are perfection! 😘

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@Ithileryn #teameyebrowring

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@Ithileryn

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@Ithileryn Know yer place, woman! 🦶🤰

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@Ithileryn Gross. Yes. What comes next? "No, I don't have a bf. Would you like my address so you can pick me up in you windowless van and take me on a date,random internet guy?”

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@Ithileryn

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@thesoccerdomme_ You can't pronounce "daddy?"

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@thesoccerdomme_ 🖤🖤🖤

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@thesoccerdomme_ How much fun was that?! Happy early birthday, love! 🧛🩸🖤

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

If your preacher tells you to attend church in person during a pandemic, he's not real preacher and that's not a real church.

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@Ithileryn You're on the cover of a magazine! So proud of you, love!🖤🖤🖤

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

😆

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Best Stephen King short story yet!

[Amanda Velasquez @demanda_vela]

@ishaantharoor is a Gooner!

[Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor]

I just voted for the first time in my life. I told the lady registering me that I had naturalized this year and hadn’t voted before and she yelled out “first time voter” and all the poll workers and volunteers clapped and cheered. Thanks, America.