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@FreonCat They announced it between the second and third artists too it was crazy

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

> notorious womanizer despite being fat and bald
> retires at 42 as the richest man in the colonies by building a fortune on posting
> world-leading scientist in his SPARE TIME despite little formal education
> hired by the government during the revolution to schmooze people in France
> founded the future most powerful country on earth
> died at an old age universally admired

Reminder: Ben Franklin was the biggest baller of all time

[Kirk O’baine @crazysodomite]

Taylor heading back from MSG to her hotel in midtown

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

On this day in history: July 2, 1863, the Confederacy got its butt handed to it on a platter by a liberal arts college professor on sabbatical.

Don't mess with college professors.

[1976 Live @50YearsAgoLive]

The United States celebrates its Bicentennial, in recognition of the 200th anniversary of the nation’s independence from the United Kingdom.

In New York City, “tall ships” of the navies of the world sail down the Hudson River as British guided missile destroyer HMS London salutes them all.

A massive parade in Washington, DC is led by Johnny Cash.

A Bicentennial Wagon train that has travelled nationwide ends up at Valley Forge, Pennsylvania.

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[vera @veritablevera]

"omg nirvana is being used in this popular piece of sapphic media!" yes i know. "the batman" came out in 2022.

[Florence 🏳️‍🌈 @FreonCat]

Happy Birthday, America! (2026)

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Order ➡️ Anthrocon!! @DemandingOrder]

@wacky_hijinks I’m literally always asking this

[Presidential Archive @PresArchive]

Jesse Jackson at the 1972 DNC

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@BlueFoxalope Thank you so much!!

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

My mom accidentally said something in iambic pentameter and I told her "That was iambic pentameter!" and she didn't know what that was but then I realized I really didn't know how to define it so I just said "Inspector Detector suspected foul play!" and it didn't help at all.

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Realizing that you can stay seated during the pledge because the Constitution overrules your middle school homeroom teacher was a formative experience for so many young activists

[jabberwocky12 @trobo11]

The shape of Illinois is very comforting to me. Like that’s my friend

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@CountryDaHoosky Thank you so much!!

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

reacting to my doordashed taco bell order the way lucille bluth reacts to gene parmesan

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

This is actually fucking insane