Demaris Hill

Librarian who loves all things Disney, horses, cats, and Harry Potter :)

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“I can’t wait to sit outside on warm summer nights”

*7,000 mosquitos liked your post*

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterner: you smell that?

Californian: huh?

Floridian: 🤪

New Yorker: no

Midwesterner: yep there’s going to be a storm next Tuesday

[Lousy Librarian @LousyLibrarian]

"I'm afraid you need to keep shoes on in the library."
"Or else?"
"You'll be asked to leave."
"I don't care."
"Also I will summon the power to disappear the sun from the sky for several minutes."
"Fine, I'll put 'em on."
"Thanks. ...I uh, I may do the sun thing anyway, just FYI."

[Demaris Hill @demaris1970]

@ellielexx So sorry for your loss. Sending you love, hugs, and prayers.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Hate on the Midwest all you want but we can turn literally anything into a taco

[Lousy Librarian @LousyLibrarian]

Library workers observe #AprilFoolsDay by giving accurate and earnest answers to your questions, but with a wry smile. Please enjoy.

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

And there’s a 99% chance you don’t care

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I get no pleasure in having to characterize my country as panicky, inefficient, and stuck on stupid. But that’s what we are.

[Lousy Librarian @LousyLibrarian]

"Ready for the eclipse today?"
"I thought that was a week from now."
"I'm referring to the eclipsing of the library’s typical functions by the exigency of performing social services nobody else seems to want to do."
"Oh, that. Yeah we’re in the path of totality for that one."

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“What’s it like living in the Midwest”

The Midwest:

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Absolutely

[Stacked Librarian @StckedLibrarian]

I have earned my pronouns: that bitch.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When you reappear in people’s lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

happy Good Friday to all who observe

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The first time The 8567th time
Seeing cows seeing cows
On the side of on the side of
the road the road

[Lousy Librarian @LousyLibrarian]

Sometimes when you relieve a coworker at the reference desk they accidentally leave up browser tabs that serve as little archaeological remnants of the morning's reference questions. "So did you ever find out how long it would take to walk to the equator?"

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Hundreds of ships are sunk underground in Kansas fields due to the altering of the Missouri River in the 1800s

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

One of us

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The smallest town in the United States is located in Nebraska. Monowi, NE is home to 1 resident, Elsie Eiler who is the towns mayor, librarian, and bar owner