cDawg

west coast transplant from a midwest world.

[cDawg @demcheesenips]

Marriaged!

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

Tuesday schedule

8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch

9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times

11:30
get abortion

1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times

6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong

9:00
another abortion

[A bear @A_single_bear]

An email will never find me because I do not know what that is. I am a bear.

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Too smart for New York, too sexy for LA…. Perfect for the upper peninsula of Michigan

[Kyle Potter @kpottermn]

NEW: The 20-year-old Real ID requirement for domestic flights is getting delayed again - kind of.

With just 56% of IDs in circulation being Real ID compliant, the TSA is now pushing for a "phased in" approach ... which would push full enforcement all the way out to May 2027.

[sandy frizzle 🇵🇸 @SandyFrizzle]

Stepped into a whole foods just out of curiosity, and all I can say is the wealth & health disparity in this country is RIDICULOUS

[z̵s̴a̶ ̸z̸s̶a̴ ̷g̸a̷b̴o̶r̴t̵i̷o̵n̴ @zsazsagabortion]

omg that’s like their beyoncé

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

shrek 2 is a labor day movie because there’s a scene where shrek gains the trust of fairy godmother’s worker by saying he’s from a labor union.

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

When I say I’m getting fries for the table

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

i don't want snl to get a celebrity to play tim walz, i want them to hire an unknown 60-year-old man who took an improv class as a fun retirement activity

[Jim O'Heir @JimOHeir]

I don’t mind being in the mix but that’s the best pic of me that they could come up with? LOL

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

Breaking | I’m hearing reports that Kamala Harris is considering Indiana Mayor Jerry Gergich as a vice presidential nominee. Gergich, in his fifth term, is an engineer and ordained minister who could help Harris appeal to blue collar white voters in the Midwest.

[cDawg @demcheesenips]

I’m both so come get me

[Anna Bower @AnnaBower]

the childless cat lady rhetoric is deeply alienating. some of us are childless dog ladies.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Dollar General when they see an open field in the smallest Midwest town

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

I trust Goose

[sextina acab-fina @giltcomplex]

DIVA DOWN!!!

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

you know it’s a historic moment when you receive one of these:

[say :)(: @kgleeb]

biden out of the race?? it’s her turn