JD Demers

Y’all are so vain you probably think these tweets are about you IG: @jddemers21

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

@chancetherapper Dude shh you’ll summon him

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

https://t.co/iXjktWXNyn

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

Yo Zuckerberg! Stop biting! #meta #worldpeace

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

@RexChapman Gave me some Final Destination vibes

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

Doug Ford: Ontario Police will now stop and question anyone they find outside

Ontario Police:

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

Captain got Miss Suez pregnant
🤰🏽🤰🏽🤰🏽
https://t.co/vDKGvl5Kk8

[VERZUZ TV @verzuzonline]

#LegendsOnly this Saturday 🔥 Quote tweet or reply with you favorite lyrics from @Raekwon and @GhostfaceKillah.

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

Why doesn’t Netflix just get a shuffle button? 🤔

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

Lola Bunny was too hot
Pepe le Pew grabbed too much pussy
Now Speedy Gonzalez is what? Too Mexican?
Next they’re gonna cancel Sylvester for having a speech disorder be
#sufferingsuccotash

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

@nypost Ghislaine Torture = Off brand adrenochrome smoothies and changing her tennis practice from Tuesday to Thursday

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

@akaBlackZeus Those stories always end wicked depressing tho

“That’s how Marcus and I became best friends...it’s been about 3 years since he passed”

[Justin Martindale @justmartindale]

It’s 2021 and we are all Whoopi.

[Jamal @JamalJimoh]

better ingredients.
better pizza.
niggas?

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

This is just @BurgerKingUK taking some smoke off the Queen after the Meghan/Harry interview.
Monarchs gotta stick together

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

“Any passing teenage boy is not going to think, oh, that’s an icon of feminist education. They are going to think – ‘tits!’” British writer Tracy King told the newspaper.

FYI: Most passing teenage boys are already thinking about ‘tits!’

[New York Post @nypost]

Critics furious over nude statue honoring feminist icon Mary Wollstonecraft https://t.co/QnZSKftsBd

[AlexxMedia @AlexxMedia]

Tory is on a rampage

[alex @steven_lebron]

nick nurse when the pacers run the box-and-one on the raptors:

[JD Demers @demers_jd]

Girl on the left has that “Yeah. I stole yo man. And I’d do it again” energy

[tim hell. @itsTimHell]

That little girl was about to beat her ass fr. 😂