Demet🧙🏼‍♀️

chillin

[໊ @wynavira]

i always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[Lawyer @LawyerNumberOne]

No one in life has ever been able to explain to me why MJ was chillin with 5 year olds

[paul @paulswhtn]

timothee gonna have to perform swan lake as an apology chile

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

I mean, it’s one glambot, Michael. What could it cost — $300,000?

[❀ @deallium]

if you’re not in awe by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work out

[cooper @marnieapologist]

hey so it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and i don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

“the author of Gone Girl and the director of Black Swan are collaborating on an original erotic thriller”…

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

WOMEN GET MORE ANNOYING NOWW!!

[crittur @miwwmiu]

My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically ever

[💀 Alex - 28 Years Superfan @28alexslater]

Telling people I saw Frankenstein in theatres

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

[KJGD | Storm @tivstippi]

Why the fuck would I want kids in my mid twenties?

[Kolisa Yola Sinyanya (PhD) 🌍📚🇿🇦 @Kolie_Yola]

We prefer you with money. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

They wouldn’t let you in though, because you would be an immigrant…

[B💌 @bnswaaa]

Thank God

[travis @3neverknowsbest]

#linkphobia

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

how it feels to like both sinners and weapons

[kendall @internetfairie]

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things