Demi Best

It's a good thing you're funny, because you aren't tall or blonde - my mom

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Enter for a chance to win Beat the Box Office Vancouver! at https://t.co/M9YZ2CY0by

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@heartlessatbest Bless his soul

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Wish I was as hip as the songs they play on Silicon Valley. 😎

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@itzachad Well...these aren't not true.

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Yes, I've been away for awhile and that was my ice breaker. Nice to be back 😘

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Watching Meticulously Ridiculous and can't stop staring at TJ Millers French manicure.

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I don't trust anyone who doesn't write a personalized message in a greeting card.

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Haven't worked at the bar in awhile, got $150 tip followed by $0.25. Snapped me back to reality real quit. 🤷🏻‍♀️#fuckmeright

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I don't want to go around telling anyone how to live their life but, don't have a limp handshake man.

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@itzachad W/e.

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@MrTamagatchi Bud has some strong competition.

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Steve Perry looks 10x better at 68 than I look now.

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Snoop Dogg dances like both of my parents combined.

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Coming to terms with having the same (awful) passport photo for 10yrs. I look forward to when I finally turn into a swan and can laugh 💁🏻

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Is there anything more terrifying than giant squids? No. The answer is no.

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About to go to sleep and I just thought about how excited I am to drink coffee in the morning. I have a problem.

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Downfall of us all remix? @adtr

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When you aren't at work ONE DAY and your boyfriend Adam Devine is there with Anders and Blake 🙃🔫

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🙃🙃🙃 https://t.co/RulVEuuVdU

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A few days ago I had to peer pressure my mom to drink, now she's ordering shots and saying shit like "can't fly on one wing". 🤷🏻‍♀️