demieeeee.

[Westfield FC @westfield_fc]

Skip😍🥲

Thank you for everything, a top top guy, and even better player. Always welcome down at Woking Park 💛🖤 UTF

[Chloe @chutch92]

And at this point my soul would leave my body and I’d die right there in the bus 🤮🤮🕷️🕷️😩😩 #ImACeleb #imacelebrity

[Langley FC @LangleyFC_]

⏱️ 64' | GOALLLL!

🥅 Langley FC 2 - 0 Bagshot FC

⚽ Goalscorer: Dylan Merchant

#️⃣ #UpTheMerryMakers #CCL #LFCBFC

[demieeeee. @demibarnard_]

@RoyalMailHelp can somebody reply back to my DM

[Horsham FC @HorshamFC]

Thank you for all the memories, Dylan Merchant. ❤️

Find out more on the fan-favourite’s difficult decision to leave the club.👇

#HorshamFC 💛💚
https://t.co/9DlglzmRwx

[Eddie Hearn @EddieHearn]

I’ve not seen enough on my timeline about this - what a selfless act of heroism. He gave his own life to try and save another and that of a complete stranger. May he rest in peace 🙏 https://t.co/DjOtct4I6f

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

SHUT
THE
FRONT
DOOR 😳😳😳😳
#LineOfDuty

[demieeeee. @demibarnard_]

Champion 🥃 🍷 🍺 🥂 #6-0

[Dylan @Dylan_sho_time]

If beer pong was An Olympic sport my Mrs would be going for gold 🤢 my liver has taken a fucking hammering last night.

[demieeeee. @demibarnard_]

@JDSports can someone please explain? I order size 4.5 Nike reacts and have received the ugliest size 12 men’s trainers 😂🤮

[Dylan @Dylan_sho_time]

Do feel bad for all you that have had a shit year I've personally had a great year wathcing my daughter grow into a proper little character also we are unsociable cunts in my house anyway so lock down been splendid 😂😂 keep 2m in forever

[demieeeee. @demibarnard_]

@RoyalMailHelp where is my delivery ffs..!

[demieeeee. @demibarnard_]

Thank you China or thank you @BorisJohnson for being such a 🛎 🔚 Embarrassing country 🤕

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Christmas cancelled. Thank you, China.

[demieeeee. @demibarnard_]

@JackMazzone 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[demieeeee. @demibarnard_]

You boys will really play PlayStation at any given opportunity init 😑✌🏼

[demieeeee. @demibarnard_]

@JackMazzone Lol where do you squeeze in time to do adult stuff?

[Sunflowers 🌻 @sunflowerlust]

sunflower and rose bouquets are seriously the cutest thing 🌻🌹

[SKATER BOY DRÉCO - 🇯🇲 🇬🇾 @PolygangDreco]

Talk on my child you’ll I’ll rip you like this too 😂

[demieeeee. @demibarnard_]

damn I’m having a bad week and it’s only Tuesday! 😩

[demieeeee. @demibarnard_]

@JustEatUK Thanks Anyway

[demieeeee. @demibarnard_]

This is why @UberEats is always my first choice but they don’t have @kfc will never order from @JustEatUK again, awful service!

[demieeeee. @demibarnard_]

@JustEatUK No thank you I’ve spent more than two hours arguing with 4 different members on your live chat to only get a credit refund, so tomorrow I will be using that then shutting my account down. I’m all argued out for today.