demi goodwin

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

These fights are awesome. #netflix

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i’m not even going to lie i will probably start crying in my living room

[MF VON @von1o1]

Don't nobody wanna hear your side of the story you raggedy b*tch

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[soulja blegh @MarcosSOTS]

Joe Jonas reveals Sophie Turner would stand in front of him at every concert they attended - obscuring his view of all his favorite bands, TMZ reports.

[Elizabeth @elizabethlgr]

The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy is abortion.

The treatment for a septic uterus is abortion.

The treatment for a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion.

If you can’t get those abortions, you die.

You. Die.

[unko daddy!! @KOAMON]

Things we don’t talk about:
1. Bruno
2. Jada

#Oscars
#whatjusthappened

[brad @crawficial]

Everybody just watching Kanye and liking his posts like he’s not actively emotionally abusing his ex in front of the world. I’m no Kim K fan but this shit out of hand.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[Mir @PrayyboiCarti]

I’ve been enjoying this time off so much I forgot I had a job 😭😭

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

The CDC now says a venti iced coffee and two ibuprofen is a balanced breakfast.

[Carrie Ann @barelycarrie]

The CDC said just wear jeans and a cute top

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

The CDC says you can stop isolating if “the vibes are off”

[Gurshaan Nagra @GurshaanNagra]

When you try proposing to your girl but she starts running away

[lexi @sultryfilms]

we used to be a country. a proper country.

[nikki bikki @nikkiii_x0]

BING BONG.
Fuck ya life