demi 🧋

UoS MPhys Physics + Astrophysics graduate • Forza Ferrari • she/her

[demi 🧋 @demimistry]

interrupt your scrolling to show you one happy sun boi

[Girlwife Bitch Boss @husbandfuck3r]

Being married is cool you can be laying next to your husband in bed while he’s really studiously pondering his phone and you look over and he’s googling “what is the largest bird”

[demi 🧋 @demimistry]

@themartinmcghee and counting - but not sure if I’m that desperate yet

[demi 🧋 @demimistry]

finished desperate housewives and now have a hole in my life

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

she sent me her location bruh tf is this

[🐝 ¹⁶₃₄ 🤠 @marnestri]

AND THERE GOES DANIEL RICCIARDO IN THE VISA CASH APP RACING BULL AS HE PASSES VALTTERI BOTTAS IN THE F1 STAKE TEAM KICK SAUBER!!!!!! WHAT A MOVE BU THE VISA CASH APP RACING BULL!!!! CAN THE F1 STAKE TEAM KICK SAUBER TAKE IT BACK?????

[Terro 🇵🇸🗿🐊👽🍷 @FunnyTerro]

Evil contraption, would leave millions of shrimps out of work

[clarevoyant @kneeyockartee]

If I entered this competition they’d probably take me out the back and shoot me

[kie @criminalplaza]

oh im sorry i forgot your wife is DEAD

[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

The reveal is so funny

[clare @sadderlizards]

vibe for today (i’m sick)

[Athena @tarmactorque]

They’re acting like he’s shooting the Victoria secret calendar please 😭I’m traumatized

[demi 🧋 @demimistry]

now that my frontal lobe has developed, i picked the wrong A levels and degree

[paige @BonerWizard]

Now let’s decorate for Christmas

[chloe @yandhiisntreal]

THEY'RE MAKING SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS WITHOUT SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, YOU CAN'T DO THAT

[bug girl @buggirl]

once again thinking about the lenox spice village and the crimes i would commit to own the whole set

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

How Crofty felt after saying "What Verstappens in Vegas, stays in Vegas

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara