demi

life is more than alright when you let yourself know it

[demi @deminemmm]

@ATT By far the worst customer service I’ve ever experienced. I’ve called weekly for FIVE months to resolve an issue and not one person can help??? Switching to a different provider next month if I can’t get this resolved!

[Television Academy @TelevisionAcad]

Wow! And with that, @SchittsCreek has officially swept the Comedy categories! Congrats! #Emmys

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

2020 has me out of new ways to yell fuck

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bunsen. He just had his first puppuccino. I think he liked it not sure though. 12/10

[Pablo Rochat @PabloRochat]

they've had enough

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Hot take this week on the pod 🇺🇸

[Broderick Hunter @BroderickHunter]

Losing a job is not enough of a consequence for taking a life.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

[demi @deminemmm]

It’s been a long day, without you my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again...

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Pepper. She thinks the world is a little scary. Plans to stay in her bag for a bit. 12/10 would ask if there’s room in there for one more

[demi @deminemmm]

@colechKID hahahaha every damn year

[demi @deminemmm]

@colechKID hahahahaha thanks vin!! ❤❤

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Just doing my part to save lives during this pandemic.

[angel 👼🏼 @angelodonnell_]

I wish girls had something like the xbox (but not xbox) that we can play for 12 hours straight and talk to eachother on and ignore the boys and thrive in isolation together

[Michaela Kandzer @michaelalshaw]

If I would have known that the last time I went to TJ Maxx was the last time I’d go to TJ Maxx I would have went a little harder 🥵

[Wicked Witch of the Westside @_afrodiziak]

my quarantine routine:

9:00 am - hop up out the bed
12:30 pm - turn my swag on
4:00 - take a look in the mirror
6:00 - say wassup

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my favourite consequence of the covid-19 societal lockdown is aquarium penguins roaming around freely and when this is all over I for one welcome them as our new overlords

[demi @deminemmm]

@shanannnigans Might have to make this into a virtual twitter competition

[demi @deminemmm]

If we go on full lockdown, we’re all going to be living our own episodes of Chopped trying to concoct meals with all the random shit we panic purchased. Your basket ingredients include oatmeal, a can of tuna, banana chips, and pasta sauce.

[demi @deminemmm]

@SarahKoskinen I would truly love to see it 😂