@demiwills

[Slay Jimmy 🦍 @slay_jimmy]

So 91 goals in a year is also not a record? Na here we go start from this morning 😂

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

“a nation of fools will always have something to laugh about”

🙂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There is no evidence reincarnation is linear. Your next life could be thousands of years ago.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Real Madrid officially inform Como they activate €9m buy back clause for Nico Páz.

Nico returns and the club gives Como the chance to buy him for €60m from now to Monday.

Otherwise, next week Nico will be back to Real Madrid — and on the market again for MORE than €60m.

[🦉 🧘🏽‍♂️spiRituaL🧘🏽‍♂️ @spiRiituaL]

Expect surprise from anybody, including those you think can’t surprise you.

Switching is real.

Never build your life on assumptions.

People change when their interests change.
People change when your position changes.

90% of the time, these people were part of you... friends, family, people you once defended with your whole chest.

Time reveals what emotions hide. And that is life bringing you back to the drawing board to:

1. Learn who to tell your plans.
2. Learn who to celebrate with.
3. Learn who to keep at a distance.

The goal is to become aware.

Have a good heart, but don’t be careless with it.

Anybody can surprise you... Both the quiet ones, the close ones, the old ones, including the ones who promised they never would.

So stay awake...

And when this hits you, keep these 3 things in mind:

1. Adjust your access.
2. Protect your peace.
3. Keep climbing.

Life will not stop because of your pain, or grief... So by every means, you must keep finding your way, even when life is lifing you.

[Prof™ @OOlusore]

Oh!
The Senate is against Flaunting Cash on Tiktok, not the Terrorism.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes, they did

[Oku @oku_yungx]

“What do you do when you fall out of love with your husband for not providing?”

Every man in the world needs to see this. 💀

[VT @VusiThembekwayo]

David didn't pray for Goliath.
He killed him.

[Mandy_M @mandymatsinhe]

My husband certainly didn’t match what my parents afforded me when he met me. I had a better apartment and car even.

Luckily I gave him a chance. Today, 15 years later I’ve never worked a day in my life but he’s built a great life for us and our kids.

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

20 Premier League assists.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES EQUALS THE PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST RECORD.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A leader of men.

@B_Fernandes8 has been voted our Players' Player of the Year by his peers 🏅❤️

↔️ @TeamViewer

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Over 90% of Nigerians live in poverty and you're still talking nonsense about women carrying grace and good luck and transferring to men.

No go hustle.

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes 👹

Vote ➡️ https://t.co/Dr3epkHJal

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

They called me a mad man.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️