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Bringing news to mischief ;)
Satire is the 5th pillar of democracy - B.R.Ambedkar, 2021

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Mahua moitra slams Silicon Valley Bank for collapsing without giving a loan to the Adani group.

#Adani #SVBCollapse #SiliconValleyBank

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Manish sisodiya submits booze from Bhagwant Mann's home to prove his innocence before CBI.

#manishsisodiya #AAP

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Kudos to the (𝐞𝐱) Indian vice-captain for the new feat!
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#indvsaus #KLRahul𓃵 #BGT2023

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Twitter verifies the red flags after the Hindenburg report led to the crash.
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#Adani #HindenburgReport
#AdaniEnterprises #StockMarket
#satire

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Congress surprises everyone by having two candidates in the final presidential poll.
#Congress #CongressPresidentElection #ShashiTharoor

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Kejriwal declares Brahmastra tax free in Punjab, gets reminded Bhagwant Mann is the CM.
#Brahmastra #ArvindKejriwal

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Just in: Nitish Kumar to take charge of the political tourism department in the new government.
Kumar's tourism tactics are already a big hit across the state, evidently.
#BiharPoliticalCrisis #NitishKumar #JDU #BJP #RJD #LaluPrasadYadav

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@POTUS Not even 2 minutes since this tweet and we are witnessing a drop in unemployment deeper than the Marina Trench!!

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@POTUS 3 hours since CNBC wrote an article on the Inflation Reduction Act and now the inflation levels are almost negative, "this is the best trade deal in the history of mankind, maybe ever" but this image says otherwise.

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सत्य परेशान हो सकता है पर पराजित नहीं
जय महाराष्ट्र|
#SanjayRaut #Mumbai #Maharashtra #ShivSena

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Lalit Modi voted as the most eligible bachelor in a poll conducted by Femina.
#LalitModi #SusmitaSen

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Ahead of Maharashtra CM Eknath Shinde's Delhi visit, Uddhav Thackeray sacks himself and his close aide Sanjay Raut for anti-party activities.
#EknathShinde #SanjayRaut #ShivSena #Delhi

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Ayan Mukherjee announces another installment of the Brahmastra series to explain the selection of " Love Storiya " in the song.
#LoveStoriya #Bramhastra #RanbirKapoor #AliaBhatt

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Sanjay Raut says all the MLAs are emotionally with Shiv Sena just planning to vote otherwise,
maybe probably.
#MVA #Maharashtra
#MahaVikasAghadi #SanjayRaut #ShivsenaMLA #DevendraFadnavis

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LIC agents rescuing people from Kyiv has to be the cutest news you see on internet today.

#demo_press #LIC #Evacuation #Kyiv

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Unknown so far, humanity discovers 55 new interpretations of the word 'Fu*king' after watching Gehraiyaan.
"Couldn't say if it is depth of story, or it's death", said a man figuring out ways to pay his Yacht's rent.
#Gehraiyaan
#GehraiyaanOnPrime
#GehraiyaanReview

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Hotter than the crypto market, betters's hottest stake is on the number of teams that are going to reject Krunal Pandya this time.
#IPLMegaAuction2022 #IPLAuction #MumbaiIndians

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Elon Musk found using an Ouija board to ask the spirits to buy this month's dip.
Interestingly the spirits kept HODLing their urge to go back to hiding and waited for Musk to complete.
#ElonMusk #BitcoinCrash

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Trip being cancelled doesn't pain as much as friends being cancelled does.
Follow @demo_press for such satires.
#Congress #NavjotSinghSidhu

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Virat Kohli's workout regime revealed: One push-up for every outside edge he played.
#RishabhPant #ViratKohli #INDvsSA #BCCI #PURANE