Jenney

Demonscootergirl extraordinaire. Fast & First off the line everytime.

[Jenney @demon_vespa]

@Homeplate_Lady He's your Sleep Daddy

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Fresh paint from our grounds crew (plus Myles Straw and Joey Loperfido) 🎨

Two sleeps away 👀 #WANTITALL

[Steve Sladkowski @sladkow]

all of Toronto rn

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Give this cameraman a raise and all the awards. Absolutely nailed a magical moment and answer from Vladdy Jr.

Vladdy Sr.’s little boy was born ready!

[Jenney @demon_vespa]

My wish for #MLBPostseason playoffs? @BlueJays over Yankees. ALCS Jays over Tigers. Jays vs Brewers in World Series. Jays take it all! #WantItAll      
Let's make it a #GreatLakesWorldSeries

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Still can’t get over this from today…

ESPN paid $2.8 billion for the broadcast rights to the NHL, only to have this said live on air:

“There is zero chance I'll be watching, I'm just gonna be honest with you."

~ Ben McDonald

Really well done @ESPN 👏🏽

[Toronto Police Mounted Unit @TPSMounted]

Hey George Springer we heard someone is looking for a ride….
@bluejays GO JAYS GO !!

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Suck it.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

*Tampa Bay 3-run home run not called back on fan interference*

ME: Bad call, but there’s no conspiracy against the Blue Jays.

*Daulton Varsho catch ruled a hit*

ME: Look, that’s two bad calls in short succession.

*George Springer hit ruled foul followed by bad strike 3*

ME:

[Frank @lastofthefranks]

The conspiracy against the Blue Jays is real.

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

WOW! Dutch talk-show host Lubach put together an absolutely savage takedown of Disney after they bowed down to the Trump administration to take Jimmy Kimmel off the air.

PERFECT! 🔥

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

ICE COLD FACT 💎 You don’t have to Attend evey Argument you’re invited to… ✌🏽

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

My grandfather used to say “and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel” and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

The only thing good on this app right now is Henry Winkler catching fish

[Sid Seixeiro @Sid_Seixeiro]

Now that’s a photo.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

“Truth social”

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.