DEMONDANCE

tattooer • artist • human • lufc

[DEMONDANCE @demondance666]

@Knocked_G00se i see the poster in the back, secret bfmv fan boi 😂

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@Knocked_G00se @ayeejuju i’m 5’11 and never lifted shit so ima assume you’re just showing me jacked dexter 😬

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@Knocked_G00se ascendancy is timeless, bfmv make incel metal for cex workers and neck beards lmao

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how the fuck does anyone watch this burnley team week in week out i would kms this shit is boring as hell

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@scoobydrue most from the sword and shield sets (evolving skies, celebrations, pokémon go, every set of that series) and then there’s some older ones too, a few graded, i need to stick em on ebay really but there’s just never time to go through them all i’ve got thousands 😂

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@TheBlackout https://t.co/mGNx22c0Kb 👋🏼

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send solomon back to spurs he’s shit and his attitude sucks

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not now baby i’m tryna get work in to get us through slow season

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@KSI well done you made a viral meme instead of a good song 🤡

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@FurbyXcX imagine having so much money you just explode some of it 🥲

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[THUGGERDAILY ひ @ThuggerDaily]

BREAKING: YOUNG THUG IS GOING HOME TODAY WITH 15 YEARS PROBATION

[THUGGERDAILY ひ @ThuggerDaily]

BREAKING: YOUNG THUG IS ACCEPTING A PLEA DEAL

HE MAY GO HOME TODAY.

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Gen X are somehow worse than boomers

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i’d rather cut my ears off and shove them up my arse than listen to a single sexy red verse

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@FurbyXcX @Criminalsimpson still waiting for poppy to lose hers

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LMAOOOOOO

[Kylie Jane Kremer @KylieJaneKremer]

After watching @realDonaldTrump work at @McDonalds, I had to have some!

18 year old black male met me at the drive-thru window. I told him how Trump worked at McDonald’s today & I had to get some 🍟

Him: “For real?”

Me: “Yes, in Pennsylvania!”

Him: “Inspiration! That’s why I’m voting for him!”

Me: “Me too!”

Him: “I can’t wait to look it up! It’s on the news?”

Me: “Yep, all over X too! What do you mean by inspiration?”

Him: “He’s just like me & maybe I’ll be President one day! 🤣I am now 18 so I get to vote for him! My whole family is too! Media won’t tell you that because I’m black 😏”

Me: “Love it! Keep working hard & maybe I’ll get to vote for you one day too!”

Him: “MAGA!” 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Order: Big Macs, fries, Diet Coke 🍔🍟

[DEMONDANCE @demondance666]

yeat has now put out EIGHT ALBUMS since carti last dropped

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@doug_weinstein seeing you all do your jobs with such care and attention and empathy is slowly restoring my faith in humanity 🙏