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dumb thots only

[a @demonhyphen]

Moynihan is Dante’s 6th circle I swear

[a @demonhyphen]

I’ve seen this exact lesbian couple on my block in west Philly

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Tom Holland and Zendaya on a break from filming ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’

[a @demonhyphen]

Literally how my dreams are every night in the winter

[a @demonhyphen]

I’m hosting Friendsgiving this year and little do they know…

[a @demonhyphen]

They could’ve just said masjid instead and it would’ve rhymes better but I’ll take it 😭

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

good morning mamdani’s new york

[Air @ayoair]

Okay NYC here are some terms you need to know to stay woke for sharia law:

1. Inshallah: God willing

2. Alhamdulillah: Thank God

3. Astarfghallah: God forbid

4. Mashallah: God bless

5. Allah huakbar: GOD IS GREAT

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

Zohran wins the day Dick Cheney dies? This could potentially become one of the greatest days in the Muslim calendar.

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

Do not treat my QB like Mahomes, he doesn’t get Mahomes calls

[a @demonhyphen]

Love being back on twitter during the great SEA vs EA war about eating rice with your hands

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

my schedule is pretty full

[a @demonhyphen]

Me but with mango blackberry polar seltzer

[fr3tus — 🇺🇸/acc ⏩ @Icalbert101]

Meal prepping

[shato @meishato]

“i asked chatgpt-” NEXT TIME DON’T. ask ME, choose ME, i can misinform you. i do it with love and affection

[a @demonhyphen]

I actually won’t be able to handle this one, please allah

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Dolly Parton’s sister asks for prayers as the country legend deals with health challenge:

“I truly believe in the power of prayer, and I have been lead to ask all of the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me.”

[a @demonhyphen]

The moment my finger hits play to Windows by Angel Olsen, that’s how you know I’ve arrived to seasonal depression mode (it was 80 degrees today, I’m just going more insane)

[TENDERONI @Tender_oni]

Need both of these outfits badly

[jacqui 💡🍓🪩 @braceletladyy]

so this is the worst thing i've ever heard