idiot sandwich

i have a masters degree

[idiot sandwich @demontiddy]

shit my students tell me … a thread

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using every last drop of wifi i can get in the wilderness to terrorize kait in her tiktok dms

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

There's no way around that.

[idiot sandwich @demontiddy]

there’s something so communal about sitting together eating sunflower seeds

[idiot sandwich @demontiddy]

happy pride to my subaru forrester

[idiot sandwich @demontiddy]

clocking into tiktok at 4:30 am to terrorize my friends’ through their dms

[idiot sandwich @demontiddy]

it’s cunt

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

boy breakfast

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

she call me apple the way i b in cider