"It's black gates are guarded by more than orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful.". (Happy kraken noises) πΈ #CatsOfTwitter#unleashthekraken
The human has made a serious tactical error in thinking she could put flowers on my coffee table. They are very sproingy! πΉπΉ #CatsOfTwitter#flowersforkraken
What? No, I certainly didn't do it, whatever it was. I've just been here, being adorable and innocent all day. Besides, kraken had it coming. #CatsOfTwitter#tinytyrant#Caturday
It is no concern of ours whether your family has any... What was it again?
(Um...food)
Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!
#CatsOfTwitter#tinytyrants#whiskerswednesday