Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis

[Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis @dempseyrolls]

He surrendered in Versailles, the simulation programmers are running out of ideas.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🚨 President Donald J. Trump has SIGNED the Iran Memorandum of Understanding at Versailles in France. 🇺🇸

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

The scariest thing about this is that there's no way to know whether he's even aware that he spent the last 4 months saying exactly the opposite

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A man has been fired after confronting and calling police on a dad who took his two daughters into a women's restroom

Tyler Brodsky says he didn't want to take them "into a bathroom full of grown men and dirty stalls"

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

One of the world's most famous trees has died after standing in England's Sherwood Forest for around 1,000 years

The 'Major Oak' tree, famously linked to Robin Hood, failed to produce leaves this year after years of heat and drought

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Daveigh Chase has sadly passed away at the age of 35.

She was the voice of Lilo in ‘Lilo & Stitch’ & Chihiro in the English dub of ‘Spirited Away’.

[casper 🦚🪽 @SHARKFAN70]

this is like 9/11 for people in Wisconsin

[Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis @dempseyrolls]

"Bruhtinks"

[mellipede @fixxieee]

you can pry gender neutral ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ out of my cold dead hands liberal

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The GoFundMe for the family whose Star Wars LEGO collection was reportedly stolen by Bricks & Minifigs is now back online

YouTuber Reckless Ben says it was taken down as part of the lawsuit against him

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

My greatest disappointment as an adult was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

[Meme Copium @MemeCopium]

Every time an influencer tries this they fail though, unless they use their audience or wealth. Like how ludwig failed, coped and had to start hinting to his chat about his "secret channel" until they found it, blew it up and then he claimed victory.

[Esfand.TV @EsfandTV]

Anyone else see the resemblance of the new James Bond from First Light to Henry from Kingdom Come Deliverance?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Bricks & Minifigs is parting ways with Brandon Best and Joshua Johnson due to "a devastating social media campaign"

They say they have reached out to the family that owns the $200,000 LEGO collection to return it and offer compensation for any missing items

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The person who swatted Ned Luke, the voice actor of Michael in GTA V, has been sentenced to four years in prison

[Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis @dempseyrolls]

@T1Ared @aaronkellerOW Also, riddle me this: if a player title is nothing (I wouldn't know, I don't play) then why's the grind so long? Why did my friends spend 20+ hours just this weekend to get it, and find there was a secret cap that stopped them from getting it at the last moment? Bad design right?

[Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis @dempseyrolls]

@T1Ared @aaronkellerOW Bro I don't even play and don't care i just feel bad bc my friends are one challenge away but the challenges had a hidden cap so they did 99% of the work for nothing. You're projecting your obsession with the game onto me.

[Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis @dempseyrolls]

@aaronkellerOW Oh so the change is worthless, it adds more unobtainable content lmao I've been watching my friends grind up to that demonic hidden cap, and I'm just glad I don't play anymore holy...

[Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis @dempseyrolls]

@kantasyy It was a long time ago, but I once saw a Cammy cosplayer getting torn asunder at a MAGfest. She was very nice when I met her earlier that day and I wish them all well but I forever know that cosplayers are FREAKS lol.

[Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis @dempseyrolls]

Thats a weird way to spell raping his captive.

[wildclip @wildklip]

Police officer resigns after accidentally locking himself in the back seat while having intercourse with a female suspect

[Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis @dempseyrolls]

If you're doing your max or close to it this is meta btw, you will get infinitely stronger than someone doing 50 sets of something easy.

[v @vyaxundpanzer]

just saw a guy do 1 set of every machine at the gym then walk out