Edamami

“hold me closer tiny nightmare” 🚀

[Edamami @demyv_14]

Mom I am a rich man

[John Rosenberger @JohnJohnPhenom]

When I walk in the Olive Garden

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

this is how it feels to be 16 and your best friend just got their license and you are going to Taco Bell

[JAVA 🧚🏾‍♀️ @Kimeeeeeks]

I do not fight the urge at all

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Why are plane tickets so expensive. You going that way anyways just give me a ride.

[MR. 5STAR JAY ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @IAMTOINEJ]

Me telling the shower curtain DONT touch me tf again 😒😂😂😡😡😡

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Me, in front of the automatic toilet, tryna make it flush

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

When a random girl asks me for a pad and i dont have it

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

literally

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me smiling at you because i didn't hear anything you just said

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

men r supposed to be a lil bit scared of their girlfriends, it’s literally science ….

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you finally remembered what you were trying to remember

[IG: STORMNYX @stormnyx_]

ur whole life can be altered just by associating with someone. so yes. be selective.

[princess ♡ྀི @nayomipink]

eldest daughters deserve the manliest most mature men in the world, not another emotionally immature son to raise

[Mr. Owen. @Slim_Thanos]

I would strongly advise men and women who are in Kindergarten to start saving NOW.