Denis

no bio, mind your business.🤍

[soliraw🇧🇷 @belindomita]

Cuando la persona con la que chateas todo el día está finalmente frente a ti

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

Oga if you like wicked pass pharaoh, if you work, you go see results.
Ask Sam Larry.

[Lola Bunny @lelzandco]

Bye my cleaning lady just posted thirst traps she took today in my house.
She ate tho😭

[𝓢 𝓪 𝓶 💔🦅 @juststfusmog]

+234 girls once you lodge them in a hotel:

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando eu encontro um problema no trabalho e percebo que, se eu contar, ele vai virar minha responsabilidade:

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

If your babe dey follow dem sell Land for this Abuja, you never get babe o.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

“Which day we dey go see spider man”
e dey sick?

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

And just after @telegram made that tweet, their app was removed from the Apple App Store.

[🕷️ @coldasf_x]

When I'm arguing with my friend and Google confirms they are right and l am wrong

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

only B word i ever call my bitch is beautiful

[mayank @maynkydvv]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

this babe say make i buy am lunch, i say make she order from chowdeck send me link to pay. time reach, i dey see 43k for site😂😂😂

i left her on opened and she paid herself come dey para for me later say i no be gentleman. so the 43k pepper you for body as you pay am by yourself, idiot

if na so i dey chop, i go guide like this? big fool.

[Sammy @SamsoSpicy]

Anytime I feel like my life is hard, I remember people my age have 3 kids 😭

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Urologists really went to school and majored in penis

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

“My intention is to grow with the company”

receives a job with a higher pay:

[Bammy @ayobamiamisu]

COVID really had me saying “ohh shit my mask” in 2020 like i’m Batman or something