Carsen “One Pump” Denes

Purdue 2011’ Graduate, Matt Painter’s 2nd Cousin, Current Chicago Cubs Beer-Man

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Drunk at family Christmas off an expensive bottle of Scotch I love my life

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Just got unbanned FUCK THE PACKERS CALEB IS THE FUTURE HAWKS SUCK PCA MVP YEAR INCOMING AND TOPS ARE NEW ORLEANS BOWL CHAMPS

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@TheFieldOf68 @UConnMBB @UHCougarMBK @ZagMBB PURDUE

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@itsAntWright We fucked them

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@GetEmGone48 Hahahahahahha @ConorStealSigns

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@OptaSTATS @BoilerBall Goat shit

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@peachisaslut52 @itsAntWright ILL

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@tuahascte1 @HawkEmDownChris Cut cam Thomas

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@peachisaslut52 @HenryLee1716 @PardonMyMeme Don’t shit on memes bitch

[Chicago loves BJs🐻⬇️ @beast_bears1]

Update?

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@tuahascte1 @AdamSchefter Retard

[DannyDoesIt @DimeDropnDanny]

I want to lick Hannah montoyas underboob

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@DimeDropnDanny I fear you underreacted

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@BrewersRaptor Good news John! 13 teams get beat in the playoffs every year, RETARD!

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@BrianFromGriddy Draft glitched where it would kick me out after every pick the second and third drafts were fine

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@BrianFromGriddy this thang broke rn please fix

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@firstroundmock Worst content ever this shit is worse than if Brandon walker and Paul finebaum created a child and that child talked sports

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@PocsikWill @gwizzy12 I raise you Purdue you dumb bitch

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@BrianFromGriddy @Griddy_FF Yeah but that doesn’t affect my glo and my glo is struggling so that added boost would be very beneficial. Also just want to say congrats on the app been hooked for about a month and got some of my family hooked on it as well.

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@DimeDropnDanny @StevenCheah Dm him would be dope for the program