Rat Daddy

David satire account. Probably posting drunk tweets, most tweets are funny, maybe 10% serious and that’s a big maybe

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

Missing the dead homies especially today

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

@AshleyyBrooki Guarantee he’s still young, let the world wear him down a little longer and he gonna realize lol

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

Misery & Gin

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

Catfish goes so hard dog

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

Two McDoubles add tomatoes and mayo please

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

@AshleyyBrooki Fuck them green olives too. Oh you ordering a dirty martini extra olives? Get ur stanky ass out of here

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

@AshleyyBrooki Fuck olives gang😤 tired of picking those mf’s out

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

@Pranay___Varma @NoContextHumans Holy Fuck this took me back in time😂

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

@Admiral_Zac @TarlZaralka @reddit_lies Yo mama

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

@Admiral_Zac @Muatra @reddit_lies Ok, agreed on this one

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

@Admiral_Zac @Muatra @reddit_lies No it wasn’t

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

@happycrazytown @FoxNews Okay bet, then just give us plastic straws instead

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

@hank_elsner @SHAYinsights @FoxNews Nah I like a straw

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

Made it to the promised land boys

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

Bout to order my cat a mag carrier, so when the world goes to shit and I run out of ammo I can just hit him w the ol reliable, pspspspsp 🐈‍⬛😤

[Rat Daddy @denglishIV]

Canes has the best coleslaw