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[Dengi @Dengyofficial]

Six tabarnak eggs, Stephen

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My balls are fusing together

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@wrkadd Long school bus

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Guy that converted to Islam because he saw the Shia voice

[大学生はこれを見ろ @daikoree]

アナルを舐めないでください。

昔から大学生、
特に理系院生がアナルに興味を持つのは常識です。しかし、興味本位でいじられる側のアナルはたまったものじゃない。

アナルは「出す場所」です。
素人が舐めた意識でいじると、

うんこが止まらなくなります。
いや、冗談じゃなくて、うんこのブレーキが効かなくなるのです。

アナルは精密機器です。
あれだけの個体を完璧に封じ込めた挙句、匂いは完全にシャットダウンする。

その上、ガスだけは排出できる。
理系院生が普段触っている機器もびっくりの精密さ。それがアナルです。

想像してみてください。
実験機器を素人が間違った手順でガチャガチャしてる恐怖を。

アナルの価値は数億円では済まないのです。
これだけ医療が発達しても、完全なアナルの代替医療は存在しない。

あまりアナルを舐めないで頂きたい。

[audrey @phlegmme]

A plumber’s relationship with poop is like Batman and the joker. They are enemies but they need each other

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE BETWEEN YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER A SPERM INSERTED INTO AN OVUM AND THEN THERE WAS A 9 MONTH GESTATION PERIOD AND THEN YOU CAME INTO THE WORLD THROUGH EITHER LIVE BIRTH OR A CAESARIAN SECTION ¹ UNLESS YOU ARE A PRODUCT OF A.R.T ² OR A VIRGIN BIRTH ³

[Dengi @Dengyofficial]

Dengi is back.

[𝔪 🕸️ @pyeong998]

everyone make sure to put your balls out for gyro tonight so he’ll come visit you

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@wrkadd I hate u

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Teach brought lolipops to the exam to deter us from killing ourselves #nicetry

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My mom booked me for the verity movie. I was like "oh nonono, we are not doing that"

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Leave me alone bro im playing with my calculator

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@temushaman Please send it to me whenever you do so i can enjoy the w faps

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My name’s jeff vine compilation reaction video is lynchian avant garde content but yall arent ready for that conversation yet

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If u think ur getting a SPECK of gefilte after how u behaved today, you done lost your damn mind.

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@temushaman Those who know🤫

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Friend: (Showing me Not Like Us) What do you think?
Me: This beat is dopelicious
Friend: What about the pedophile bar?
Me: They should shut that place down

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@Evil_MerlinX @wrkadd I totally agree, i mean its possible this clown is joking but last time i checked jokes were meant to be *lets out an extremely long and wet delicious fart* funny.

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@wrkadd 😢🖕

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Hello, im sprite! Jumping bubbles playing their way down your tube, we just love having fun.