Swiftkey

Procurement Specialist

[The Nairobi Times @TheNairobiTimez]

Here is a thread of videos of the 2007/2008 Post Election Violence (PEV) 🧵👇

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Noruega elimino a brasil y el ejercito subió un video haciendo el festejo vikingo

[DRUSKI @druski]

British Actors are taking all the Roles 🎬😂

[Swiftkey @denice_mburu]

@Davor_Suker5 @CFC_Janty @LojuanShadrack 😂😂

[Swiftkey @denice_mburu]

@Hoodville_ @LojuanShadrack

[Waken Minds 𓂀 @wakenminds]

If there’s nothing beyond this point, why have 58 countries banned anyone from trying to explore it?

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

SPOILER ALERT TO ALL EMPLOYEES:

1. Build a home early. Rural or urban—own something. Building a house at 45 is not an achievement. Government and company houses create dangerous comfort. Your family deserves memories in your home, not borrowed walls.

2. Go home. Don’t live at work all year. You are not the pillar of your department. If you die today, your role will be advertised tomorrow. Operations will continue. Your family should come first—always.

3. Stop chasing promotions. Chase mastery. Be excellent at what you do. If promotion comes, fine. If it doesn’t, your personal growth should never depend on corporate approval.

4. Avoid office gossip like poison. Nothing destroys careers faster than loose talk. Don’t bond over backbiting bosses or colleagues. Stay away from gatherings where people—not progress—are the agenda.

5. Never compete with your boss. You’ll burn your fingers. Don’t compete with colleagues either—you’ll fry your brain. Compete with who you were yesterday.

6. Have a side income. Salary alone will not sustain you long-term. That truth hurts—but it’s real.

7. Save automatically. If money doesn’t leave your payslip without your consent, you will never save it.

8. Borrow to invest, not to impress. Loans should change your situation, not your image. Buy luxury from profits—not debt.

9. Keep your life private. Your marriage, family, and personal struggles do not belong at work. This is not optional—it’s survival.

10. Be loyal to yourself first. Hanging around your boss will isolate you from colleagues—and when your boss leaves, you may be dumped with them.

11. Plan retirement the day you get employed. The second-best time is today. By 38–45, have an exit plan.

12. Join workplace welfare groups—and be active. They matter more than you think when life hits unexpectedly.

13. Use leave days wisely. What you do on leave reflects how you’ll live after retirement. If all you do is sit with a remote watching series, don’t expect a different retirement.

14. Start projects while still employed. Retire to run a business, not to start one. Most pensioners fail because they do it the wrong way around.

15. Pension money is not capital. It’s survival money. It’s for healthcare and upkeep—not school fees, luxury, or impulsive decisions.

16. Don’t become a retirement warning story. Be the example that makes colleagues want to retire, not fear it.

17. Retire while you still have energy. Late retirement steals family time. Many retirees can’t adjust and keep job-hunting until death. That’s tragic—and avoidable.

18. Retire into your community. Company and government housing disconnect you from society. Adjusting later is harder than people admit.

19. Never confuse benefits with security. Employment benefits are comfort traps. When you retire, no one calls you “boss” unless you built something real.

20. You will retire—voluntarily or involuntarily. Prepare early or pay painfully.

[Swiftkey @denice_mburu]

@mwangi_githua @kamauwaruhiu @Mkare93 Must be rwacumari,huko ndo kalahari

[Swiftkey @denice_mburu]

@girldrawsghosts @LojuanShadrack

[Swiftkey @denice_mburu]

@silas_timoteus_ @LojuanShadrack check quotes

[Swiftkey @denice_mburu]

@CAFCofficial @LojuanShadrack 😅😅

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

Many Kenyans don't know that they can invest in global companies like Nvidia, Tesla, Meta, Amazon, Netflix, etc

In this thread I answer the frequently asked questions about investing in offshore stocks & ETFs as a Kenyan.

1/ What's the minimum investment required?

[RudeBwoy ™☠️🏴‍☠️ @RudeBwoy_254]

Nairobi Job hunters, I know you are many. Listen very carefully...

Ukitaka casual jobs anytime hauna kitu ya kufanya, always visit the following places : 🧵

[Mojisola Alegbe @yehhmisi]

UI/UX Design
Product Management
Project Management
Product Marketing
Product Operations
Business Analysis
Data Analysis
Business Intelligence
Digital Marketing
SEO
Content Strategy
Technical Writing
Quality Assurance (QA)
Software Testing
Technical Operations
Customer Success
Technical Support
No-Code / Low-Code Development
Automation & Workflow Design
CRM & Revenue Operations
Sales Engineering & Solutions Consulting
Cybersecurity & GRC
UX Research
AI Prompting & Model Operations
Machine Learning Operations
DevOps
Platform Operations
IT Operations
Systems Administration
Site Reliability (Coding or Non-Coding)
Developer Relations
Developer Advocacy
Software Development

[RudeBwoy ™☠️🏴‍☠️ @RudeBwoy_254]

Nairobi Job hunters, I know you are many. Listen very carefully...

Ukitaka casual jobs anytime hauna kitu ya kufanya, always visit the following places : 🧵

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

He is my nephew 🤦🏽‍♀️

Mnakuanga na ufala sana

[Willy Abuga @WillyAbuga]

I have seen so many questions regarding @brokensuit44 car & I’d like to answer those questions here as in the workshop we get to deal with these kind of incidents on a daily
Firstly though, pole to the bro for the loss of this beauty
-Step by Step process right after accident -