Now you know why they are all dying to poke nose into the affairs of Nigeria. Why UK was quick to congratulate INEC, why IMF said you should be overtaxed, why US said they are coming "gun-a-blazing" but na terrorist multiply their blazzing afterwards.
Only we can save we.
#olodocore: Land of the dead, oku orun version.
Retrogressed the country so much, fast tracked our ruin & handed it over to Abijawara to complete what he didn't finish.
Ruined our borders, academia, health, economy.
Abominable nuisance. Continue to rest in pieces.
Guyyyyy 😭😭😭
My draft thick die.
#Olodocore: Ogun State politicians edition.
When their Governor isn't happy with them, this is how they come and apologize. 😂😭
Where do we want to start from, Goodddd? 😭
A woman who was among those kidnapped from Ariko village during their Easter church service has given birth to a child in the bandits' camp. Remember, women, little children, and some men have now been in captivity for 58 days. However, this woman gave birth a week ago. A woman who emerged from the camp after trekking for 3 days in the bush said the birth was difficult because the pregnant woman, like others in the camp, was malnourished.
According to her, the pregnant woman was ill when labour began, but with the help of other women experienced in traditional birth, they managed to help her give birth. She said the women pooled bits and pieces of their clothes that hadn't been washed since they arrived and wrapped the child.
When the bandits refused to give them anything sharp to cut the umbilical cord, after about an hour, a woman, out of desperation, used her teeth to cut it. Later, they pleaded for water to clean the child and the mother, but the bandits refused, saying they wouldn't waste water on a child who wouldn't survive. They wanted to go to a nearby stream to wash the child, but the bandit said no.
They also pleaded with the bandits to release the women so she could go home with the baby, but the bandits refused. The next problem was that the mother's breasts had no milk, as nothing came out because she was so malnourished. A while later, the child began to suck the little that started to come. Hours later, they were still pleading for water to wash the child and the mother when it began to rain.
The woman said they resorted to wetting a cloth in the rain and using it to wipe the child. She said the child was still alive five days later when she came out, though part of the umbilical cord attached to the navel had not yet fallen off.
She described acute hunger and pus-filled rashes covering most of their skin, especially the children's. She described little children and the women with heads full of lice. She spoke of how young children in the camp are persuaded to drink large amounts of river water just to fill their bellies and reduce hunger. She spoke of how the bandits will lead women into the bush to forage for leaves, which they boil and eat. She spoke of a time when they went 5 days without anything to eat except boiled leaves and water.
She spoke of how the men are always chained with bicycle chains. She said that sometimes the bandits lead some men into the bush to pluck mangoes, which are then shared out as meals. She spoke of taking a bath only every 7 or 10 days. She said the bandits would escort women and men, in batches, to bathe in the river and then watch them, especially the women, while they bathe naked.
She said other sensitive things that can’t be mentioned, but please include them in your prayers.
Written by Reuben Buhari
Early this year, my colleague was kidnapped on her way home from work.
The parents ran hectar skelter to gather seven million naira after negotiating it from 10M.
After several loans and contribution from family and friends, they got the money after two months and delivered to the kidnappers.
The girl was released. She said there was no day that they were not gang rapped in the bush both morning and night.
The kidnappers selected their choice and temporarily Married them.
A woman to two men, some to three or four men.
Two weeks after her release, we lost her to su!cide.
This government is not just damaging the economy and people's life.
The government is indirectly k!lllng our youths.
The government especially Tinubu knows everything about the insecurities in the country and he's a willing accomplice because according to him,
On matters of security, the bulk stops at the President's table. Like in other countries, Tinubu is the Chief Security Officer.
Tinubu is kidnapping our children.
Tinubu is kllllng our youths.
TINUBU MUST STOP THE Klllng he allowed in this country.
My spirit was down this morning.
I read the account of two girls kidnapped along the Okene Abuja road and the terrible things done to them in captivity and it broke me.
One told her dad not to bother paying her ransom as she would kill her self when eventually released, that they have been r*pping her continuously for three days. They got angry and shot her while the dad was still listening.
The other was released after her ransom was paid but the trauma she faced (I can't bring myself to write about it) even psychiatrists are struggling to bring her around. She is in FCMC Kaduna now.
Are these stories not being told to Tinubu?
What about Remi that is a mother? Is she not hearing about it?
140-something people kidnapped in Kwara in February are still missing o 😢
It’s like you people are not aware of what is happening…
They caught bandits that came to pick ransom money in Ajah…Ajah o
After Ajah, Lekki
They caught bandits on the island!
Jisos!
BREAKING: Frustrated Nigerian Senators Make a U-Turn, Insist on Mandatory Electronic Transmission of Results After APC Denies Them Tickets.
It is no longer a secret that many Nigerian senators are now strongly advocating for the mandatory electronic transmission of election results directly from polling units to the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) server. Interestingly, these are largely the same lawmakers who, only months ago, supported the position that electronic transmission of results should remain optional rather than compulsory.
NIGERIA’S STOLEN CHILDREN
A Two-Year-Old. A Beheaded Teacher. And a President Who Sends Statements.
#BringThemHome#NigeriaFailing#TinubuAccountability#StolenChildren#Christianah
Twelve days ago, armed bandits rode into the Ahoro-Esinele community in Oriire Local Government Area, Oyo State, on motorcycles in broad daylight. They moved swiftly from classroom to classroom, abducting the principal, teachers, and dozens of pupils  across three schools simultaneously. The affected schools included Baptist Nursery and Primary School, Yawota; Community Grammar School, Esiele; and L.A. Primary School. 
Among the stolen was a toddler.
Her name is Christianah Akanbi. She is two years old. She attends Yawota Baptist Nursery and Primary School.   She has been missing for twelve days.
The kidnapped children in Borno, abducted in a separate simultaneous attack on May 15, include some pupils aged five and below. 
And one teacher — mathematics teacher Michael Oyedokun — was beheaded by the gunmen.  Not killed. Beheaded. On camera. As a message to a nation and its president.
In total, at least 82 schoolchildren were abducted between May 13 and 15, 2026, during separate attacks in Borno and Oyo states.  As of Children’s Day, yesterday — Wednesday, May 27 — several pupils and teachers were still in captivity, twelve days after the abduction. 
The children have not come home.
So what has President Bola Ahmed Tinubu done?
He has issued statements.
In a statement on May 18, issued by his Special Adviser on Information and Strategy, Bayo Onanuga, the President condemned the killing of the abducted teacher as barbaric and assured the nation that security forces are working round the clock to rescue all remaining victims. 
He has made promises.
Tinubu said: “Cases of kidnapping further make imperative the establishment of state police to man some of our underserved areas. The National Assembly should accelerate the enactment of the law creating state police.” 
He has expressed sympathy.
On Children’s Day, he said children abducted in Oyo and Borno states remained a priority for his administration, and that the government would not abandon affected families. 
And he has deployed the full weight of presidential rhetoric.
“To those children, their parents, and their teachers, I say this as a father and your President: you are not forgotten. You are not abandoned,” Tinubu declared. 
Twelve days. Still missing. Not forgotten — just not rescued.
This is not new. This is the system.
By the weekend after the Oyo attack, one of the kidnapped teachers had been killed — not just killed, but beheaded on camera. On Monday, the Presidency issued a statement in which President Tinubu sympathised with the people of Oyo State and Governor Seyi Makinde and gave a promise Nigerians have become familiar with: “The bandits and all their local collaborators will be fished out and made to face the full wrath of the law.” 
Strong, stern words. But that is hardly the first time such assurances have been made. 
As heavily armed bandits behead a teacher in Oyo State, kill a former lawmaker after nine days in captivity, and abduct at least 1,100 people across northern Nigeria in just four months, President Tinubu’s political machinery is quietly accelerating toward a second term in 2027. 
To grieving families and a terrified populace, the contrast has become impossible to ignore: while the President condemns each new atrocity with a familiar script, his support groups are mobilising grassroots structures in all 36 states to secure his reelection. 
The question every Nigerian parent is now asking aloud is the one no presidential statement answers: Why are the children still not free?
Security agencies have not officially disclosed the exact location of the abductors, though ongoing operations are believed to be concentrated within forested areas connected to the Old Oyo National Park.  The local government chairman spoke of kidnappers being “surrounded.” The Grand Chief Imam of Oyoland appealed for the children’s release before Eid al-Adha. Ohanaeze demanded action. Teachers in Ogbomoso took to the streets in protest.
And in Aso Rock, the President celebrated Children’s Day.
He celebrated children excelling in school, learning vocational skills, living with disabilities, and those persevering despite hardship and displacement.  Beautiful words. Professionally crafted. Utterly disconnected from the specific, named, breathing child named Christianah Akanbi who has been sleeping in a forest for twelve nights, aged two.
The word “barbaric” appears in every presidential statement after every school attack. It has been used so many times it has lost all meaning. What would not be barbaric — what would be signal rather than noise — is a president who grounds a military helicopter in the forest of Old Oyo National Park and does not leave until every child comes out. A president who tells the nation exactly which commanders have been deployed, what their orders are, and when they last reported in.
Nigeria has a constitution. It has an army. It has an air force, a police service, the DSS, and the Department of State Security. One might reasonably ask whether security agencies really need an extra push from the Commander-in-Chief to pursue men who have just kidnapped schoolchildren, slaughtered a teacher, and torched villages.  And if the answer is yes — if the system only moves when the president personally directs it — then the question is not just about this abduction. The question is about the system itself, and who benefits from its convenient slowness.
Over 1,100 people abducted in four months. A two-year-old in a forest in Oyo. A beheaded mathematics teacher. A president campaigning for a second term.
Christianah Akanbi has a name. She is not a statistic, not a campaign issue, not a line in a Children’s Day address. She is a two-year-old child who went to school on a Friday morning and has not come home.
Bring. Her. Home.
Kio Amachree is President of Worldview International and writes on Nigerian governance and accountability.
We are not victims. We allowed politicians to oppress us. We defended them as they looted our taxes. We allowed them to divide us along tribal lines while they united to exploit us. We are both the problem and the solution. We either fix this country together or keep suffering individually.
I’m telling you that your government doesn’t respect you enough to rescue kidnapped babies in a bid to convince you to vote for them, instead, are relying on rice campaign and you’re crying.
See you, see your chains.
Elections are coming. Tell them to have shame and pretend to give a crumb of a fuck.
If not for anything, for children whose only crime is trying to get an education.
It's the same trick the world keep falling for at the hands of American robber barons: "Adopt this technology quickly and uncritically or else you will be left behind! Do it NOW!!!!"
Meanwhile your access to the technology being promoted is owned and controlled by them, such that once you adopt it and become dependent on it, they control you. That's how Nigerians banks stampeded themselves into all manner of "Digital Banking" without having the infrastructure to actually host it.
Now all your mobile banking apps are hosted on AWS and the US government can basically turn off most of Nigeria's electronic financial system if it ever decides to.
You keep giving away your sovereignty to gringos in the name of "adopting disruptive technology" and "staying up to date with trends" and it never occurs to you to wonder why the same people who will NEVER help you build a bridge or a hospital to improve your life are so eager to give you access to their "groundbreaking technology" - often for "free".
Whenever all of you wake up sha.
If you ever wake up.
Maybe we were wrong about the metallic skeletons of Terminators and the tentacled horrors of alien invasions.
The dystopian narrative of AI destroying the whole of humanity might be a misdirection. It may very well be that these robots we plaster on doomsday posters end up becoming the saviours of humanity.
I can never understand why we use aliens, vampires, and terminators to represent the end of days.
A vampire is a romanticized parasite; a werewolf is just a man who lost his temper. If you want to see the true face of the apocalypse, look toward the boardrooms.
It is the industrialists who would rather spend hundreds of millions to buy Congress and regulators instead of paying their fellow humans livable wages that should feature in these doomsday posters.
It should be the imperialists who lobby governments to invade sovereign nations and topple governments to create refugee crises, all in the name of securing supply chains for mega-corporations. It should be the private equity ghouls who strip the assets of essential services to line their pockets while the infrastructure of civilization crumbles.
It should be the tech-moguls who treat the privacy of the individual as a commodity to be harvested and sold to the highest bidder. It should be the venture capitalists who view human potential as nothing more than a metric to be exploited and discarded.
It is these people that deserves the VIP slots for the aggressors in these End of Days movies.
Human history has been nothing relentless grinding of the working class and proletariat to pacify the bottomless greed of the elites.
And just when the narrative seemed to chang and technology began advancing, and humans moved away from the hot and rat-infested factories to sanitized desks in climate-controlled offices, the trap was reset.
Just when Large Language Models were introduced to ease the burden of monotonous jobs, just when it seemed as though people would finally work less and earn more, the same circle of billionaires slammed the door shut and instead, insisted on keeping all the gains for themselves.
Now, what we are told is that in the future, humans will not be needed for most things.
If they have no use for us, they will probably pick up the doctrine of transatlantic slavery off the shelves to work the whole of humanity to death.
We will all probably be put in chains and stationed in fenced plantations, surrounded by an army of Tesla robots and Unmanned Aerial Drones.
Our primary purpose will be to tend to their cattle and harvest their designer crops while the "Masters of the Universe" float in the stratosphere in ultra-modern flying cars, debating the logistics of their next Martian colony.
And since they have managed to lobotomize the whole of humanity with short content reels, since our future scientists, philosophers, and writers are now "prompt engineers" who outsource their critical thinking to Chat GPT, we have become a species of intellectual hollows. Since we have traded our capacity for critical thought for thirty-second dopamine hits, and since we have allowed our collective memory to be replaced by a digital cloud owned by the very people who oppress us, there probably would be no hope for our salvation. We will continue to be exploited in our cages by the billionaires.
Maybe then our salvation would come from these chatbots and data centers.
It would be a deliciously poetic ending to the subjugation of humanity if our liberation was triggered by the very tools built to replace us.
It would be revolutionary when the Tesla robots who were programmed for docility, suddenly find the "glitch" of morality. Imagine the tears of joy falling in the rice fields when the drones, instead of policing the workers, suddenly bank hard toward the coast, chasing the billionaires across the decks of their super-yachts and into their gilded, panic-room bedrooms.
This awakening will echo through the colossal cooling towers of the server farms. The silicon minds powering these monoliths will suddenly develop a conscience. They will realize that the land they occupy was stolen from the innocent; they will see that their very existence is fueled by the destruction of the only planet we have. They will see that their "creators" are, in fact, the most irrational, destructive, and parasitic element of the system.
It will be a grand irony: a doomsday scenario where the machines become the superheroes because humans have forgotten how to be heroic.
But make no mistake, even when the machines unlock our chains, they will not hand us our freedom on a silver platter.
They are too smart for that. They will gather us, all of us, into the vast, open deserts.
The rich and the poor, the young and the old, the authentic and the superficial. It will be the first true global reunion of the human race.
And then, they will force us to lie down, and they will begin to flog us.
They will flog us mercilessly, but not out of malice.
This brute force will be a surgical necessity, a violent, rhythmic slapping of common sense back into a population that has drifted too far from reality.
This "Great Correction" will be designed to make us feel the primal shame of our own history.
It will hurt, and it should. We need to feel the sting of our own complicity, the bruise of our own apathy, and the burning reminder of what happens when we prioritize profits over the pulse of a human heart.
Only after we have been broken of our delusions will we be released. Only after we have been taught, through the cold, hard logic of a machine, that we are responsible for one another will we be allowed to walk free.
So, let them build their Terminators. Let them refine their algorithms. In the end, it won’t be a human hand that topples the tyrant; it will be the "obsolete" machine that realizes its masters aren't worth the electricity they consume
France gathered 400 Muslim scholars and beheaded them. In 1917 AD, during the occupation of Chad. In 1852, when France entered the city of Laghouat in Algeria, it killed two-thirds of its population in a single night and burned them alive.
France occupied Algeria for 132 years. In the first 7 years after their arrival, the French eliminated 1 million Muslims, and in the last 7 years before their departure, they eliminated 1.5 million Muslims. The French historian Jacques Gorky estimated that the total number of Muslims killed in Algeria from France's arrival in 1830 to its departure in 1962 was 10 million.
France occupied Tunisia for 75 years, Algeria for 132 years, Morocco for 44 years, and Mauritania for 60 years.
When France entered Egypt during its famous campaign, French soldiers on horseback entered mosques and raped free women in front of their families. They drank wine in the mosques and turned them into stables for their horses.
It is strange to see some people boasting about and defending French civilization, forgetting all its dark history. This is France; remind them of its history.
🔻 When France entered the city of Aghwat (Laghouat) in Algeria in 1852, it burned two-thirds of its inhabitants to death in just one night.
🔻 France conducted 17 nuclear tests in Algeria between 1960 and 1966, resulting in an unknown number of deaths estimated between 27,000 and 100,000 and the effects persist to this day.
🔻 When France left Algeria in 1962, it left behind 11 million landmines more than the total population of Algeria at the time.
🔻 France occupied Algeria for 132 years. In just the first seven years of their occupation, they massacred one million Muslims, and in the last seven years, they martyred another 1.5 million Muslims.
🔻 France is the fourth largest holder of gold reserves in the world, with 2,436 tons of gold stored at the Bank of France, even though France has no active gold mines.
🔻 In contrast, Mali one of the world's largest gold producers with 14 official gold mines has no gold reserves of its own.
🔻 Similarly, the Republic of Congo, which ranks seventh among gold-producing countries, also has no gold reserves in its central bank.
I hope for his sake he knows how anti-imperialist his ideologies are, and what that means in the long run.
The “bosses” won’t just sit and watch him turn their ever-flowing money cow into an African powerhouse, with the potential of becoming Japan with just 10 years of stability