allison

23 y/o genderfreak femme lesbian. behavioral science major, aspiring BCBA. oldies fan. freak of nature.

[allison @denimadorned]

tried a new medium. listened to 60s tunes. got bitten by some bugs, befriended by others. sublime

[Mrs. Gillman-Camiroaga. (it/its) @limonbeir]

why the fuck is he flicking his clit

[allison @denimadorned]

it was fine btw! college is actually awesome!!!

[allison @denimadorned]

starting college tomorrow and i'm so scared. i haven't even started yet and i already want to drop out and kill myself

[allison @denimadorned]

i wish i could casually post butt

[allison @denimadorned]

@jetblcksocool i have told maci multiple times we not hiring nobody but jamie ‼️‼️

[allison @denimadorned]

i want to get lesbian married right now

[allison @denimadorned]

@SPIRALEYEDG1RL my gf has been talking about this nonstop and i can't comfort her bc i don't know shit about shit 💔

[allison @denimadorned]

starting college tomorrow and i'm so scared. i haven't even started yet and i already want to drop out and kill myself

[allison @denimadorned]

told my gf i'd let her fuck if she made me alfredo and she said "this will be the best alfredo you have ever tasted",,, She was Not fucking around,, this is DELICIOUS

[allison @denimadorned]

foils giving me sensory issues everybody in the room abt to die

[allison @denimadorned]

need to log out i can't stop following every beautiful or funny woman i see on the tl

[allison @denimadorned]

@gettinscared

[allison @denimadorned]

i am lowkey a girl now ok bye

[allison @denimadorned]

we match bc of my new hair kind of

[allison @denimadorned]

@FortunateFolk hi

[allison @denimadorned]

@bottleneckloser trans men love you too sabre bottleneckloser

[allison @denimadorned]

it might sound rlly juvenile but i kind of miss having a best friend who bugs me via text message every day

[allison @denimadorned]

speaking of firable offenses,, girl at my job got fired yesterday for "accidentally" leaving her vape in a drawer full of childrens toys (in quotes because how the fuck you accidentally do this, i don't know)

[allison @denimadorned]

stinking of body odor so bad i can smell you 3 feet away should be a fireable offense

[allison @denimadorned]

stinking of body odor so bad i can smell you 3 feet away should be a fireable offense

[allison @denimadorned]

bitch i'm so excited i can't breave

[allison @denimadorned]

i love U facebook marketplace....... getting this sweater tomorrow