“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it
a telemarketer scam just rang me and was like “hello this is brad from mobile phone company” and i was like “mobile phone company?” and i was giggling and he started cracking up and said “yes mobile phone company” and i am in tears