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sagittarius🦋she/her

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

ur soulmate would understand you even when you think you make no sense

[🌬 @lolwhateverdrew]

i need to watch the charlie swan daddy’s home video daily for survival purposes

[🌬 @lolwhateverdrew]

text me if you wanna talk #mcbeedynasty

[🌬 @lolwhateverdrew]

i had two beers and i’m the prettiest person i’ve ever seen

[SD @MoneyTalkSlime]

if you wanna argue call me im on that tonight

[mc cracker @chowder94]

i love abortion and birth control and immigrants and trans ppl and community and kindness and having fun

[🤠 @heavensbvnnyalt]

making out with someone with adhd sucks they will just stop midway thru to tell you something they saw on the bus two days ago

[dr pepper diva - tenmocorp ™️ employee @L0W_TIDE_]

big naturals but i’m talking about my calf muscles

[Size Queen @notmarcayla]

I can tell when someone is 27 years old

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

I am a reckless beautiful crazy self destructive young woman who should’ve died a thousand times already but God just won’t let me

[minty ˊᯅˋ @minminmixx]

“go touch grass” girl my hand is literally on my bush likeee

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

All these girls are gay as fuck get the men off the island and let them scissor #LoveIslandUS

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

"Strawberries are never sweet" "I've never had a strawberry that tasted sweet" "I don't like strawberries" The strawberry will weigh your soul against a feather and reveal its sweetness in accordance with your purity of heart. Hope this helps.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

trump and elon would do anything to overshadow addison

[Communist Daughter @400luxblows]

Every day every day fuck what anybody say

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Whenever I start biting ppl after drinking it’s time to take me home

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

I only threw this NeNe’s Girls and Gays Never Forget All White Party Seafood Soirée 4 you

[🌬 @lolwhateverdrew]

i just get upset and rage cut my hair fr

[Strappell Roan @turnipcore]

Mambo no. 5 but it’s in a minor key and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back