Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico

Container of multitudes

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Sydney Sweeney announces her yearly Chinese themed birthday will have a "south east" twist this year.

"It's finna give lumpia."

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

So easy to universalize personal experience into cultural critique .. just caught myself thinking “interesting how pumpkin carving is falling out of style” and then remembered im 23 and live alone in an apartment

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

The T in Ticketmaster stands for terrorist organization

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[tyde @cinetyde]

@ amanda seyfried

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Just sittin' here being all cute!

[Dark Triad Greg Heffley @AnimeSerbia]

Guy who maxes out all his credit cards because he saw someone on twitter say America is going to collapse soon

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

I gago bafroom

[señorita @NOToggp]

#NotAllWomen

[Barbra Dook @missladysalad]

Kelly Clarkson just came into my apartment and demanded to buy a load bearing wall

[anu ❤️‍🔥 @taydream89]

there is a real crisis amongst millennial parents who are so terrified of inadvertently traumatizing their kids that they refuse to do anything akin to parenting lest it come across as authoritarian

[okay @chasedbywasps]

doctor says I ain't got a human soul. it's orangertang or some shit

[𓍯 ‏ س @pomegranatist]

I hope New Yorkers haunt him with insults wherever he goes. Politicians need to learn they cant just use Palestine’s popularity to launch their careers then switch teams as soon as they take power without people atleast caring. It keeps happening and people do nothing about it.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

The Carolinas are Israel for people from Ohio

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I need to have a day like this soon

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

That time when everyone was putting words in between sparkle emojis was EXTREMELY dark. It isn’t too late for retroactive consequences.

[📿 @amandanvc]

I want Cornell to publish the essays they made those rapists write

[you @Taguvelli]

Word on the street obama nonbinary