neat

[neat @denimlunchbox]

Me: but we've got the element of some fries on our side."
"You mean surprise?"
Me *hiding trays and trays of fries behind my back* uh yeah

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I was at the shopping mall when I saw a little girl standing with her family. A grown man walked by and started patting her on the head. She stepped back and told him not to touch her. He laughed and did it again “as a joke.” Before anyone else reacted, a random little boy nearby ran over, grabbed the man’s wrist, looked him in the eye, and said, “No means no.” The man awkwardly laughed, let go, and quickly walked away. If a child can understand consent, adults can too.

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

[chioma @chioma375786]

@dayashlland Mama

[inry ⁷ @Borataehyung1]

@dayashlland THEY JUST KEEP SERVING EVERY SINGLE TIME.

[celi ✮⋆˙ @dayashlland]

THEY KISSED AT THE PREMIERE OF THEIR FOURTH SPIDER-MAN MOVIE AS HUSBAND AND WIFE I NEED TO SIT DOWN

[jess 🍉 @obiwanjewnobi]

my favorite thing about their friendship is how absolutely incompatible they are in a relationship

[SASHA @snoopyilya]

the cuntiest person in the entire game changers universe and no one clocked his bisexual ass. gay or european final winner

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Oh baby you lost them at "microcosm". You gotta speak caveman to them 😪

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

This is a completely normal interaction between artists and it's why gen-AI will never truly be able to compete properly. Very very very VERY rarely is a true masterpiece made by a single person. Collaboration and a mixing of ideas creates a richer outcome.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Racists are cowards in every generation

[Lo ✨❤️‍🔥 @LoDxne]

she’s not a serious person and they not either 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Zorza Polarna @cortementi773]

Nie chcę ci psuć humoru, ale ta rzecz jest najbardziej adekwatna historycznie w tym filmie

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You know, while you're there, if you'd like to learn even more about hundreds of people unexpectedly suffering in cramped conditions in excruciating heat, there's an exhibit you should check out.

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

there’s not gonna be a 2276 you stupid slut

[Sasha S. Graham @SxstaSeparatist]

She's just a kid. She has a lot of potential and I don't really think it's right to ruin her future over this.

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[Maryam @hell_line0]

It’s 250 years of freedom for white men only.
It’s 106 years of voting freedom for white women.
It’s 72 years of voting freedom for Asian immigrants.
It’s 61 years of voting freedom for Black people.
It’s 51 years of voting rights for Native Peoples, but we all know that’s a farce when their lands were stripped from them and their ways of life were classified illegal.
It’s 10 years of marriage freedom for queer couples.
It’s 0 years of voting freedom for Puerto Ricans.

[SupergeekMike (Mike Christensen) @supergeekmike]

Actually, it’s more like:

Men: “What if your girlfriend was insane?”

Women: “What if someone you thought was a friend actually violated your autonomy and ability to consent so he could take advantage of you?”

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

11 stars for the Confederate states instead of 13 stars for the original colonies is a detail most Americans won’t notice because of our public school system.