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I don't know what I want ok 🤷🏻‍♀️

[danielle @denimondanielle]

“You don't understand what it's like for me in the cheese area” @KrisKantrud

[danielle @denimondanielle]

"It is what it is, ya know? And what it is is trash" @ameliadeew @TeaTime_33. Accurate summary of 2020 overall.

[danielle @denimondanielle]

4, in reference to the dog: why he doesn't know my hands aren't bees.

[danielle @denimondanielle]

If you're looking for a fun quarantine activity with the kids, I'd like to nominate "playing ghosts"

[danielle @denimondanielle]

ok i'm ready to sign a contract with a sea witch now

[danielle @denimondanielle]

@strandnthewind it's been 2.5 years and today I figured out what you meant 🤯

[danielle @denimondanielle]

we gotta figure coronavirus out, husband tried to cut his own hair @lizckelly @katehalliwell

[danielle @denimondanielle]

"It'd be cool to meet a cool guy" @KrisKantrud

[danielle @denimondanielle]

Me: Can you say yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh-yogurt?

4: yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh-woah-gurt

[danielle @denimondanielle]

I think I'm gonna watch The Handmaid's Tale this season with the same level of intensity @KrisKantrud is watching the NBA finals. #wethenorth

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

me have message for cookies everywhere:

[danielle @denimondanielle]

Those guys (@thelonelyisland ) are like the Charles Dickens of my day. @KrisKantrud #krissays

[danielle @denimondanielle]

Do you think Prince Eric—a dude who was into mute, red-headed children—taught Ariel about combustion? Did she get a tutor to teach her? I have questions.

[danielle @denimondanielle]

Me to 2 yr old: Don't pick your dad's nose and eat it!

[danielle @denimondanielle]

@SheaSerrano @KrisKantrud I see you.

[danielle @denimondanielle]

Drive careful homey #yql #stayhomeanddrinkwine

[danielle @denimondanielle]

"You're never too old to shoot your shot and you're never too old to say it." @KrisKantrud

[danielle @denimondanielle]

@SirRocket I have been trying for YEARS to find a non-virtual person!

[danielle @denimondanielle]

@michell00427345

[danielle @denimondanielle]

Why can't I find anyone else watching #TwinPeaks? #isanybodyoutthere #yql #mustlovecoffee #itswonderfulandstrange