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Gargoyle for hire. Also part-time bridge troll. You could say I’m............. talented.

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

I very much like to come to this Twitter so I can publicly complain into the void, thank you

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

Apple really made their maps app absolutely useless with this new update. @Apple it took us off the highway and tried to drive us through a high security facility then through a convention center parking lot? Nice…..

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

Whoever at @TijuanaFlats decided to get rid of diced tomatoes and replace them with pico de gallo lost me 😭 I’m making tacos at home tonight 😞

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

Y’all need to fire whoever swapped out diced tomatoes with pico de gallo. Absolutely ruined the tacos 🤢 @TijuanaFlats

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

@Spotify You clowns made the first second just SILENCE are you joking? 🤡🤡🤡

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

Everyday I am sad that the cool lime refresher no longer exists 😔 the superior refresher @Starbucks

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

Universal really said, we’re going to start AP previews on velocicoaster and host a cheer competition on the same day. Congrats on a terrible idea, my dudes @UniversalORL

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

Hey uh @dunkindonuts I ordered a chocolate glazed donut and was given this monstrosity instead? What IS THIS???? Because I’m concerned

[Universal Orlando Resort @UniversalORL]

Stop saying 2020 is like a Rollercoaster. People LIKE rollercoasters. 😤

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

Last place by miles is any @SeaWorld @BuschGardens parks.... by far the WORST groups of people with no masks, no one seemed to know what the markers were, a lot of congested/crowded areas and every single row on rides was seated, whereas other parks skip rows....

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

100% @UniversalORL does it best when it comes to COVID safety measures

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

Next is @WaltDisneyWorld for the most part people were good but hand sanitizer before and after rides is optional and the dispensers are slow. Also encountered people who rather fight with me than back up

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

Starbucks overseas: very cute merchandise, stocked up on cup options, adorable and creative!

Every @Starbucks in my area: same 2 cups sitting on a dusty shelf, ugly, sad, and very depressing

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

Bonus bonus: when I was supposed to share the room with that thing it was during a hurricane and the windows had shutters on them so I couldn’t even bust outta there if things went south

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

Don’t know why I thought I could listen to the haunted doll episode of @SpiritsPodcast when I KNOW that is one of the creepiest subjects for me... walking around my house scared of dolls I don’t even own right now tbh

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

She was positioned in such a way that when you first walked into the room you looked in the mirror and saw her reflection in the corner *shudders*

[lydia @lydiagsanders]

thank you @poorlycatdraw for supplying me with the perfect drawing for my calendar board

[Busch Gardens Tampa Bay @BuschGardens]

Tigris is SO fetch.

[Ori 🙃 @denimunderpants]

As I was leaving Panera today, panini by @LilNasX started playing and that’s how I found a cause I truly believe it. Petition to make that the only song Panera ever plays.