denn!s musyoka ™

NEVER MISTAKE INTELLIGENCE FOR WISDOM..ONE IS USED TO MAKE A LIVING THE OTHER TO MAKE A LIFE || chelsea

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

In central, governors get applauded for building and equipping hospitals, markets, roads, piped water, and building schools. That is the minimum threshold. In Nyanza, we cheer them for useless activism and attending rallies. Ten years from now we will cry about Kikuyu privilege.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

If you don't have kids I expect you to roll like Maina Kageni or else you are a failure in all aspects of life..Like,pesa yako inaendanga wapi?

[African Revolt @Africarevolt]

In Africa, Somalis think they are Arabs but in America they are regarded as blacks???
In the 1950s, Somalis were proud black Africans but in 2026, they became Arabs? How?
The answer is Wahhabism!
Arabisation is not a mirage, it is a reality we face!

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

A Donkey used to carry 70 kg uphill. It's owner increased the weight to 80 kg. Donkey struggled but continued to climb. After few days, owner increased weight to 90 kg. Donkey resisted & refused to work. So owner reduced weight to 85 kg. Now donkey is happy.

RUTO IN A NUT SHELL

[denn!s musyoka ™ @Denimxii]

@The_Nyerian ..he will come out bragging how SHA is working

[×̷̷͜×̷ @fwkingsman]

Men’s reactions to finding out they’re having another baby

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

Cuando tengas un mal año, acuérdate de Paco.

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

That man stood shamelessly and compared us to countries where corruption is punished by death while here it's rewarded with prominent positions,then he had the audacity to ask us to reflect on why we are lagging behind, huyo ni mwendawazimu.

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

Please. DO NOT insult our intelligence as a people. Telling us we MUST work with people with ZERO integrity because why??? In a country with hundreds of thousands of eligible, integral, honest people who WILL lead given the chance, you want us to embrace the likes of Aisha Jumwa?

[The Farmercist @CalebKaruga]

Today I'm officially launching my latest ‘big boy build’ - Kenji’s Place

We are Located in Lusigetti, or for my Murima friends, Rùthìgìti, just 200 metres from Shell Petrol Station.

While your car gets pampered at Kenji's Carwash, walk over to our farm-themed Kenji's Restaurant & enjoy freshly ground Kenyan Coffee, premium teas, and delicious meals made with fresh ingredients from the backyard garden 🥬 🍆 🍅

Our barn-style setup gives you a front-row seat to the kitchen garden, where organically grown, ridiculously succulent vegetables are growing just for your plate.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Hello Nyakundi

Please Circulate this car..It's an Uber driven by a Lady..She called husband yesterday around 8pm when at village Market and told him she was arrested by police and needed 500..The husband sent the Money and since then, she never picked the phone call again..We are worried where she might be and if she's safe...It's Toyota vitz..

The husband number

0721755553(Jose)..

[denn!s musyoka ™ @Denimxii]

@edwinsifuna iyo story ya aisha jumwa is a no..if you going around picking up everyone and everything in the name of kutoa ruto heri tu ikae..tuendele kuteseka tu

[denn!s musyoka ™ @Denimxii]

@orengo_james hii nayo apana..what's even the point of trying to remove Ruto? .if you are "signing" the same thugs and loud mouths that are bringing this country down ??

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

William Ruto's accomplishment in 4 years!!!

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Mmeanza kuokota matakataka along the way 🚮

[denn!s musyoka ™ @Denimxii]

@orengo_james haimaanishi pia mchukue kila mtu🤦🏼‍♂️ ..we are trying to change this country!! ,not elect the same crooks in different clothing

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Today, President William Ruto’s main critics are his former ardent advisors and supporters whilst his diehard defenders are his former sworn enemies. It cannot be that Prof Njuguna Ndung’u is dishonest and unwise and that Peter Kaluma is forthright and a genius. Evidently, the President has lost the People.

[🕊Bandit @bandit__ke]

Her : What will you buy me on girlfriends day?

Me :

[Nocarcontext @nocarcontext]

TOYOTA CROWN SPORT RS ❤️❤️

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

Just because you're mentally ill doesn't mean the rest of America has to play along.

A man is a man. A woman is a woman.