Denise Farias

Wife. Boy Mama. Salt Water Soul. Texas Girl. MNU Volleyball Alumni. Lover of wine and all things sparkly.†

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

Just found out that scanning a barcode is now a premium feature you must pay for on both #MyFitnessPal and #LoseIt 😕 what a crock

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

They REALLLLLLY missed the mark casting Asia Kate Dillon as “The Adjudicator” in JW3. Not a good choice. #JohnWick

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

Ashley’s cake was freaking incredible! And she was the clear winner of THAT ROUND. But of the whole season? Nahhhhh. #HolidayBakingChampionship

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

The show could be SO GOOD if the judging/scoring were fair. How is someone who was in the bottom 2 multiple times the winner? Ashley’s cake was amazing but this isn’t the Holiday Cake Championship. #HolidayBakingChampionship

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

Sharrod, Javier, & Kevin were top tier #HolidayBakingChampionship

[Lauren @laurenasheps]

all I wanted for christmas was for both javier and sharrod to make the finale. #holidaybakingchampionship

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

Okay totally became obsessed with #HolidayBakingChampionship and just binged it. BUT who decided 4 people should be in the finale round? They should have kept competing until it was down to 2.

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

How many @drinkLMNT packets in a day is too many? Asking for myself. #alwaysthirsty #breastfeedingproblems

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

Okay finally watching this season. And I’m quite confused. These people are not the strongest past participants. I thought it would at least be like all of the runners up.

[Alone: Frozen @AloneOfcl]

Don't miss "Alone:Frozen" The New series premiere Thursday August 11 at 9PM ET/PT on the History Channel!

https://t.co/lFyRUpywsO

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

The Battle of Schrute Farms

[Sarah Bellum @tamsully12]

WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous historic battle.

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

Biggest disappointment of #StrangerThings is that Tommy and Carol didn’t get their karma. Still not over it.

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

@mnusports GREAT season!

[MNU Sports @mnusports]

🏐 Final! @MNUVolleyball over Southern Oregon 3-2! 15-25, 25-18, 25-15, 24-26, 15-12. Lucie Maceckova 19 kills 10 digs, Teresa Saunders 16 kills, Mikayla Johnson 16 kills 8 blocks, Katrina Davis 57 assists, Savannah Crossland 21 digs! #FearTheNeer #NAIAvb #HeartVB

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

@Starbucks when the app won’t let you place your pickup order

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

The look Camille gives Amber every time she has to hand her a document. Pure GOLD #DeppVsHeard #JohnnyDeppvAmberHeard #AmberHeardlsALiar

[Mello 🏴‍☠️ @Thea_Falcon]

Watching them try to walk this testimony back is hilarious. Also, Camille is killing it!

"Objection, asked and answered!"

Damn right! It's too late to restructure your story now, Amber.

#DeppHeardTrial #JusticeForJohhnyDepp #DeppVsHeard

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

So Amber Heard’s testimony this week is basically her stating that Amber Heard’s testimony from last week is all lies.

#DeppVsHeard

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

OMG Elaine is the WORST. Wait, sorry, second worst. Amber is the worst. #DeppVsHeard

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

Omg! Freaking out! 🤗🤗🤗

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Prancer is getting groomed…you didn’t hear it from me.

[Denise Farias @denisedixfarias]

Love this guy