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LOL. Not really though.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

2016: I use technology every day, and I love it.

2026: I want a job as a park ranger who only needs a flip phone.

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Job postings are always like, "Do you want to work in a FAST-PACED and HIGH PRESSURE environment?!"

What? No. Not at all.

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

him: “send me a picture of you playing with your 🐱.”

me:

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Mosquitos when they see you in shorts:

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Where are you mentally?

Me:

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I bet y'all ain't laughing at the Amish
anymore.. they clickity, clackin right past the gas station.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Paper towel commercials are so fake; it's always a kid spilling juice, never like a cat throwing up.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

imagine if twitter had a "nah somebody already tweeted that.…. try again" feature😭😭

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Don’t forget to overthink the best case scenario too.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

pls don't come around me sighing & making weird sounds cuz im not asking whats wrong

[sarah @heavenbrat]

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

its not even procrastination anymore im highkey not gonna do that shit

[Harmy @harrrmy]

you’re not autistic you just work from home and it’s making you weird

[blue @bluewmist]

if you don't connect w bigger things (sunlight, history, art, nature, love), you will make the ill mistake of believing you are the big thing

[Grace Gym🏋️‍♀️ @GraceGym_]

You won't believe this but it's real