sweet bitch (he/they)

They said to be cool, but I don't know how yet.

[flo willie @nochillwillie]

Oh great

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[heyss @piski97322329]

Honestly this is a fascinatingly freudian display. There's no father to be seen, only mother, and the boy has literally swollen into a huge male sexualized being but is simultaneously a little boy being fed (almost looks like a baby in diapers too)

[sweet bitch (he/they) @denn_daddy]

The minions movie was great, I just wasn’t expecting the uncensored beheading

[tomie @tomieinlove]

(Researcher 1): Astonishing. The baby human crawls towards the Claude mother, despite the GPT mother scoring higher on benchmarks.

(Researcher 2): It’s just creature comforts, isn’t it? The baby human craves warmth and tenderness, even at the cost of frontier math performance.

[not brandon @sweetlilboy1]

this is like if Ethel Cain and Slayyyter sang ‘Just Dance’ at hitops in Weho

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[sweet bitch (he/they) @denn_daddy]

Do NOT cross me. I am a gay guy with a Canva pro subscription.

[latke @latkedelrey]

pop music’s bravest soldier

[Jayden 🇳🇴🇪🇸 @GRIT0DESAUDADE]

the slayyyter shrimp encountering the gracie abrams crab

[metal gear facts @MetalGearFacts1]

Now make them powered by blood. Make them hunger for it and constantly need it I wanna see what happens.

[james @jms_tny]

Just unspeakably cunt

[🌸꒰ঌKimi໒꒱🌸(semi-ia) @kimiyokoi]

Ankles: Yuzuru Hanyu
Scores: Junhwan Cha

[paula 🌸💐 @paulaflorecilla]

el llegó, usó los peores vestuarios que han existido nunca, se cargó la parte artística del deporte y luego dijo nah me aburre patinar me voy a estudiar medicina

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

There’s some little gay boy out there who just experienced a core memory watching Alysa Liu win a gold medal skating to disco. He’s gonna grow up to be a terror, but good for him!

[BART @SFBART]

Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

[Angela Chen @chengela]

Alysa Liu's gold is a gift not only to the United States, but to all Asians who can now tell their parents that in order to come back and win, she had to fire her overbearing manager-dad and do things her own way.

[Gareth Clarke @gxrethclarke]

“sister you are so good at that” entering the vocabulary i fear

[Dana 🏎️ @dINDYmals]

Figure skating be like:

🧑‍⚖️: you popped a triple? hmm I see, and let see you’re a girl…THE GUILLOTINE

🧑‍⚖️: you fell on your butt trying a quad? hmmm but you are a man…THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM AND PROBABLY A MEDAL