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I'm my own grandpa

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I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% Dennim Daniels

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@Sawyer_Timme Yucky poo

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Old people wake up and immediately put jeans on

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Truck nuts

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Adele is my lord and savior

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Not only did my grandma buy me lunch today, but she sent me home with pumpkin teeth and a rape whistle #blessed

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Football

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@big_trebek47 Obviously… I’m just not cool

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Smoking cigarettes in the rain (not me but other people probably)

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@LaVigneIsaac Pardeeville

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I played the goofiest game of tennis today

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They got Dairy Queen tonight

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The couple next door gets fast food every day and tonight they got both Taco Bell and Culver’s. Gotta respect the hustle.

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@Sawyer_Timme A hamburger is a cheeseburger without cheese 🤯

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Just moved into my new apartment, pretty sick view from my room if you ask me

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Someone plz remind me to make this for my future husband

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So many people with hickeys in the dells rn

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I’m having the opposite of the Sunday scaries tonight, my heart and life are full of so much joy

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@knickers_3 Would love to hear that this happens at your wedding!!

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Why write wedding vows when you could just shout Justin Bieber lyrics back and forth at each other???

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Just drove to the gas station naked (fully clothed just didn’t wear my seatbelt)