if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed
Bat got in the house.
Me to daughter, with great enthusiasm: “SEE HOW IT’S FLYING IN CIRCLES?? IT’S ORIENTING ITSELF AND TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT!”
Daughter: [screaming]
Whenever I see a depiction of Thor, I have this visceral fear reaction because one time @dennisATTACKS was Thor for Halloween, was spinning his plastic Mjolnir, and the handle broke and sent it flying right at my balls.