Dennis Anthony

It all makes sense, I just have to get there faster.

[Dennis Anthony @dennislax96]

If my car floats away in this flood Longwood is still gonna give me a ticket

[Fußball Hank Hill 🇺🇲🇩🇪 @BayernAusBoston]

Once again, ban all MLS players from my national team

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

Maybe making travel soccer even more expensive will help the US finally get good.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Tim Reamjob vs USA:

0 Tackles
0/2 Ground Duels Won
Dribbled Past 3x
1 Error Led to Goal
T Bagged Twice

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

Tim Ream is 38 years old and was involved in all three of Belgiums goals

How is there not a single American that plays any sort of soccer that is a better CB than him

And how is he still on the field

[Kmac @KMaC703]

I don’t watch soccer but is Tim Ream really the best defender we can find in a country of 300 million people

[USMNT burner @burnerusmnt]

Tim ream vs belgium (circa 2026, colorized)

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Matt Freeze with nothing but green grass and outlets around him

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

We don’t hate Argentina enough. Disgusting bunch of human beings

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

The ref hadn't even blown the whistle, vozinha was still setting up the wall, and Messi tried to steal a cheap goal… him being a “good guy” is the biggest false image in football

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Ecuador manager jumping into the stands after his team took a 2-1 lead on Germany is incredible

[777 @_garrettcharles]

just smoked a cig on my stoop with tiktok blasting at full volume and sorry I completely understand old ppl on the train now that shit felt amazing

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

bad bunny’s message on the jumbotron said “the only thing stronger than hate is love” and he held up a football that said “together, we are america” and hick ass racist motherfuckers are mad as hell for that. crazy to me

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking?

coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

deeply obsessed with my very offline friend and how he texts like if you gave hello kitty a phone

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

The “no new wars” president just rang in the New Year by dragging America toward another one.

Christmas bombs in Nigeria.

Now air raid sirens and explosions in Caracas.

If you have to keep redefining what counts as a “war,” you’re already in one.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[MJ @morganisawizard]

never kill yourself

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet