Ben Knight

Well intentioned father. Self-facilitating insight node. Self-parody account

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

Thanks for making me install twitter on my phone again @campbellclaret and @RoryStewartUK. 8 months on the wagon before this 🙄 #triplive

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@grumpyinnovator I've never understood why you people need to poo on a shelf?

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@hugorifkind @salfordsmith61 That would make you 3rd cousins I believe

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@grumpyinnovator Just imagine... If you got a(nother) very expensive bike you could also achieve such feats

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@jamesdmorris @tedgioia This was a great series. I'm still not 100% convinced it wasnt a CIA song!

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@BenShimshon I got one for Guildford. Which is my nearest. I was impressed they could know that but obviously it's a bit hit-or-miss

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@AmazonHelp Hi... I'm still having a problem with this. Please could you get someone to call me?

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@AmazonUK @AmazonHelp on 25 September I received an empty parcel that should have contained an iPhone 15. Your driver immediately called you to report this. I contacted @AmazonHelp online who told me to report it to the police which I did...

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@SurreyPolice @AmazonHelp @AmazonHelp @AmazonUK please can you get someone to help me?

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@SurreyPolice @AmazonHelp Hi Amazon...after being told your team would get back to me by last Friday 20th I've finally got up the energy to contact you again. Nothing has moved on. No one can give me help via chat. Other than making a small claims court submission I've no idea how to progress

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@AmazonHelp I DM'd a while ago and no response?

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@chrissyearly @davidjoshjo @teej18982 @forduk @TrustFordUK @Ford "oh TJ's nova" https://t.co/MsweJtxHsA

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@VodafoneUK Yes... Along with the rest of your customers I don't seem to be able to make or receive any calls from anyone not on Vodafone

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@VodafoneUK how long is the wait likely to be for your tech support. Been on hold for nearly 20 mins already. Just constant "we're really busy"... No indication of wait time

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@grumpyinnovator You are correct 😂

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@grumpyinnovator Errr.... We might not be in the clear fella 😬 https://t.co/Y1lcAvGids

[Ben Knight @DennisTM81]

@jamesdmorris Or move to your Barbie Dream House in the Country?