Waish 🦉

I don't drink alcohol... I drink distilled spirits..so I guess I ain't an alcoholic am just spiritual. #ManU

[Hip Hop Verses That Go Hard @HipHopCrave_]

J. Cole on Crocodile Tearz

[Caleb @CalebFromX]

J. Cole EXPLAINS why MEN should have someone they can vent to:

“As men, we don’t have a lot of places we can go to just vent.. When Mark Pitts Calls, I just know how to ask the right questions to really get to the bottom of how he’s feeling.”

Cole Adds, “most men don’t want to tell it and most of the world don’t want to hear it… But listening is a Service. Listening is an act of love. Asking the right questions is an act of care.”

[Esegbona Luis @esegbonaluis]

LESS THAN 12 HOURS AFTER NEVADA PIERRE WAS REPORTEDLY TAKEN OFF THE PITCH, FOUR BIG NAMES STEPPED UP TO SUPPORT HIM! 😳❤️⚽

The story of 3-year-old Nevada Pierre is touching hearts around the world, and several big names are reportedly stepping up to support the young football talent and his family.

🔥 Lamine Yamal reportedly offered support to help protect Nevada’s football dream.

💰 Cardi B reportedly gave the family $50,000 to support them during this difficult moment.

❤️ Ousmane Dembélé also reportedly showed support, although the amount he may have contributed remains unknown.

🌍 Vozinha, the Cape Verdean goalkeeper, reportedly promised to cover the expenses of any football academy willing to accept Nevada and give him the opportunity to develop his talent.

Imagine a 3-year-old whose football talent has attracted attention from major names around the world! 🥹👏

Sometimes, what is meant to discourage a child can become the beginning of something extraordinary. Nevada’s story is becoming bigger than football! ❤️🌟

[Mwalimu Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

I wrote about this fckup two weeks or so ago!

#UshenziKE

[AFC Ajax @AFCAjax]

We’re proud to announce that we will face FC Bayern in the opening match of the new Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City in Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

𝙄𝙣𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙪𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙆𝙚𝙣𝙮𝙖 🏟️

A special match to kick off the new year: FC Bayern travels to Nairobi on January 5, 2027, and will face Ajax Amsterdam as part of the ceremonial opening of the new national stadium, Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City.

🔗 https://t.co/WwSVkSXH5o

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

We followed the Moyale situation. What we found is interesting.

Here is an explainer of the conflict and its cause

Also Maalim is now in the mix.

Watch the video below by @SahdamAfrica

The Oromos vs the Gaare Somalis and justice for the 13yr old Oromo girl

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

Kenyans replanting trees

Ile Ruto amekata

[Dutch1777 @dutch1777real]

Obviously he's a good guy, because he's wearing a pink shirt and driving a Tesla.

Tesla cameras save car owner from prison.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

For the first time in history, DCI have gone for a tutam inciter.

We now want to see him in jail.

[Tangwa Abilu.🌿🌏🌾🍀🍃.SDG's. @AbiluTangwa]

Your bank account means nothing on a dead planet.

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Waaaah
Aberdares imekatwa miti ajab!!!!

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

👏

Bryan Mbeumo and Simi Awujo playing piano at Carrington! 🎹🔴

[Manchester United Women @ManUtdWomen]

It's so good to have Celin back with the group 🥰

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

We can't afford another term under Kasongo. That man hates living things & trees are not excluded !

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The owner of this car is called Kirubi, a man equipped with all the horizontal engineering apparatus until proven otherwise. While I was busy in my humble Hacienda, conducting an intensive cutout search operation belonging to my yellow yellow damsel, this man who was high as a kite, decided to use my car as a handbrake.

He hit my car and destroyed the bumper and fog lights. Management briefed me about the incident the following morning. After a serious man to man talk, we agreed that I take the car to a well known garage along Mirema Drive, obtain a quotation, and inform him immediately.

I followed the agreement to the letter. The car was repaired, but the moment the bill landed, Kirubi performed a disappearing act & refused to pay for the damages. I repainted the bumper from my own pocket & bought new fog lights,, all attempts to reach him became as useless as Kaluma’s brains.

Then out of nowhere, the gentleman sent me a video of himself wearing a wig, claiming he is not a man and that I should come collect my money in cash. Hii ni Maajabu ya Musa. The man was trying to seduce me.

Imagine taking your car for repairs and returning with a bill, only for the person responsible to return wearing a wig and introducing a new identity into the negotiations! Mama watoto who's an advocate of the high court is wondering whether this case will fall under the small claims court or it's a case of identity crisis.

I immediately reminded the mumu that my money has absolutely nothing to do with his personal identity or whatever he is trying to communicate. The agreement was simple,, you damaged my car, you pay for the repairs.

The mumu resembles Mulamwah, but apparently he wants walimwengu to identify him as a woman. At this point I need therapy, not only has my money drunk water, I'm equally tormented by this whole whole scenario.

Mama watoto who is an Advocate of the High Court is thoroughly confused. She’s wondering whether this is a case for the Small Claims Court or a special case of identity crisis. Hata kuandika demand letter imekuwa ngumu. She doesn’t know whether to address the mumu as Mr or Ms on the letterhead.

She has advised me to forget about the money and accept that it has joined the missing persons register. According to her, I should protect my Sundus and avoid turning a car repair dispute into an unnecessary drama with members of team sisi kwa sisi.

If anyone knows the owner of this car, it's a prado TX KDJ 401X, tell the mumu that sisi kama walala hoii, we shall find him, and he'll point to us where his Kilgoris is located for him to identify himself as daughter of Agrippina, failure to which he'll see what Onyango One Touch saw in Namba Okana back in 1906. Chesaa!!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The president of Ghana discloses some humiliating clauses that US needed after signing health data compact.

Ghana rejected, Nigeria and Kenya signed it.

Remember it’s the only countries that claim they have active Ebola cases.

[Manchester United Women @ManUtdWomen]

G⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️d morning 🌅

[Waish 🦉 @denniswaish]

@Kibet_bull @mrMwarari @UNEP_Africa @UNEP @TheLandAlliance

[Waish 🦉 @denniswaish]

@Kibet_bull @mrMwarari @UNEP_Africa @UNEP