Denise Davis

This life is made for joy

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

You turned this massacre into a campaign ad? Are you kidding me?!!!

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

It’s scary to think Mueller could literally say Trump is working directly on behalf of Russia right now and 90% of Trump supporters would say it’s fake news and not care.

Trump supporters love Trump more than they love America.

[Denise Davis @dennnis34]

He waves me off and scoffs.
The end.🤷🏼‍♀️

[Denise Davis @dennnis34]

Sitting INSIDE my apartment, people watching-
This one man walks across the crosswalk and up the sidewalk.
Walks back to crosswalk.
Walks halfway across, turns around and walks across the one going the same direction he had just crossed.
I've been staring...

[Denise Davis @dennnis34]

And we've made eye contact multiple times, and now he starts staring.
I shrug at him. What?
He crosses the street AGAIN so that he's right below me.
I put my head out the window to see him.
I shrug again. What the fuck man?
He looks up at me. Got smokes?
I blink. No dude.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I know what concentration camps are. I was inside two of them, in America. And yes, we are operating such camps again.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

Historians: Concentration camps are actually what they are

Journos: But it makes the right wing uncomfortable

Historians: Yea, I mean...it should

Journos: But it's a highly charged term

Historians: Right, that's the point

Journos: But it describes atrocities

Historians ...

[Denise Davis @dennnis34]

When you treat yourself to a seafood Valentine's dinner and then end up sick the next morning
#ValentinesDay

[Denise Davis @dennnis34]

How high I was today: A short story

Biking around trying to find lunch I almost walked into a veterinarian's office bc I thought it said vegetarian.

[Becca Vigoren @beccavigoren]

If you are someone who agrees with this shutdown please watch and understand this is not how we do things. We don’t put the financial security of 800K people on the line so one man can get his way. That’s not democracy.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning.
Nothing’s promised.
Make plans anyway.
Nothing’s certain.
Make plans anyway.
Everything’s possible.
Make plans anyway.
Vamos vamos vamos.

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

I've spent a lot of my life trying to be likable and nice and here's the thing: you're doing a lot of the work making things easy for shitty people.

[Denise Davis @dennnis34]

When I'm doing awesome and on time....then realize 20 mins into the commute that I forgot my scarf #ugh

[Denise Davis @dennnis34]

@AliciaKeenan7 Um. We'll see. I kinda like the movie

[Denise Davis @dennnis34]

Went over to a guy's house. Been here for 10 mins. He put me in his bedroom, then left. Brought me a water bottle and put on netflix, then left.

[Denise Davis @dennnis34]

So they finally pay.
And.
They split a check
Of 3 people.
5 ways.
FIVE. SEPARATE. FUCKING. CHECKS. FOR. THREE. PEOPLE.
And.
The best part.
They tipped $4.

The end.

[Denise Davis @dennnis34]

Another true story from my server life:
I was "cut" aka could go home at 11pm. I had one table. Easy, right?
Wrong.
The table refused to leave.
I asked if they wanted drinks, dessert?
No to both.

[Denise Davis @dennnis34]

...if they could just close out so I could turn in my receipts?
They stared at me then looked at each other. Said nothing.
I walk away.
I go over every 20 mins. Ask if they're still doing alright. Sometimes they answer. Sometimes not.
1am my manager goes over bc WE'RE CLOSED