DmitriEL EUROTRIP

there was no point in fighting ./. you could strike sparks anywhere • priv: @dume_dee

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

can't do shit with his dick man

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

what i eat in a day madrid:

1. bite of baguette

2. wife's leftovers

3. wife's leftovers

4. bite of baguette

5. old candy

feeling #mauledbythetigers

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

for most of my last semester of high school my english teacher kept threateningly hinting at some sort of organized rap battle in the near future that i was going to be a part of. the fear never really leaves you

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

when i was in middle school i used to have a huge fear that would suddenly have to be in a rap battle

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

wife is wandering around the city in some kind of hinge induced haze after purchasing flip flops and i don't know whether to try and find her or go about my business

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

NO my wife.
she is too special for these circumstances

[tigga @malpa51]

Dmitri told me to be careful and not get stuck in door when i leave and i made a joke about not being retarded and then i left and got stuck in the door
Theyre playing creep at the cheesecake shop

[åπd®ew Bølęy 🐢🐢🐢 @Andrew__Boley]

Watching Clue for the first time, incredible boob movie so far

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Life is not black and white 🤦‍♀️sometimes you need to get a little Mexican

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

made eye contact with the prettiest girl ever and i'm sat here dressed like homuncular robinson crusoe

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

i am almost friends with my wife. we're getting there

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

i love my wife

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

@_ramgoat_ @malpa51 #worth it

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

@_ramgoat_ @malpa51 NOOOOO DOGS CANT EAT CHOCOLATE WILSONNNNN

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

@_ramgoat_ it's the longest ever running sitcom for an amazing reason

[Wilson || “They cant lick our dick” @_ramgoat_]

Me, Tig, and Dmitri

[tigga @malpa51]

Me and Wilson @_ramgoat_

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

the funniest part is i sat and watched her make this tweet .. cucknation

[tigga @malpa51]

. @_ramgoat_ @dennyspetrol

[tigga @malpa51]

. @_ramgoat_ @dennyspetrol

[DmitriEL EUROTRIP @dennyspetrol]

a trapeeze

[Wilson || “They cant lick our dick” @_ramgoat_]

@dennyspetrol Spam vs skill sex offenders

[tigga @malpa51]

@_ramgoat_ Sorry this was meant to be a funny tweet but i just sound like a sex offender
Many.such cases