Hi, my name is Ryan and I'm a piece of shit. I make (dark)comedy videos reviewing obscure videogames, TV shows and (soon to be) board games! Please enjoy 'Season 1' of my YouTube show and say "Hi".
I love you.
https://t.co/l9zrhR0WP1
@eddyburback Me and my fiance constantly bicker about the toilet seat fiasco. She says I need to put it down. I insist she needs to understand that when the seat is down it gets murdered by female splashback. But does she want to hear any of it? No fuck my physics and fuck my rights!
@KimTRILLY @thismorning You aren't alone, if you need to talk to some one just ask a stranger or follower. Sometimes it's nice to just chat with some one who gets what you're going through.
@eddyburback What if I call you "bitch" but in a real gentle and affectionate way. Like if Terry crews said it in his high dont be scared voice.
"Hey, bitch, wanna get ice cream?"