“I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.”
- Peter Cullen (1941 - 2026)
GOOD MORNING. YOUR CLEVELAND GUARDIANS HAVE WON 7 STRAIGHT GAMES AND CONTINUE TO SHOCK THE NATION WHEN THE SEASON FEELS DEAD. JOSE RAMIREZ BACK. BUILD KWAN STATUE NOW. #MONKEYINACOAT DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK LETS WIN THE CENTRAL YEAAAAAAAA MARTIN #GuardsWinHive