denseen

[cants @cantseyy]

Imagine the pride of lying down on that sunbed with your foe strewn next to it, dead

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[John smith @Johnsmith7z8a]

"1 like isn't alot" imagine 1 people

[denseen @denseen]

@simonsarris

[clare @sadderlizards]

"you have such great energy" thank you i am on stimulants

[َ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Alon Mizrahi @alon_mizrahi]

Day 1: it's going to take a couple of days
Day 20: ok we need 200 billion dollars

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

when u get assigned ur hair stylist and they're not the alpha of the salon

[celty ⋆˙⟡ @whyc3lty]

“spread ur cheeks” could just mean smile. so come on. spread them cheeks

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Americans are funny man “it’s 72 degrees outside” bro I don’t speak oven

[i am @hotter]

keep talking, i’m diagnosing you

[Miilato @miiilato]

The crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

[clairo geoff @yrs______]

yes ios , allow papa john’s to always use my location

[garshmo @garshmo]

You just wake up one day and care about birds

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

[taking plastic thing away from baby] No! We don’t eat plastic in such large quantities all at once

[死 @humanxmaybe]

does anyone ever spiral into control

[layla, lmsw @itslaylas]

when the job market is so bad that you're going to follow your dreams instead

[garshmo @garshmo]

Apologizing to the cashier for buying stuff

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

so what brings you to self checkout, beautiful?