Who LOVES to be constipated for over a week and packed with massive, knobby, rock hard poop and makes me watch him push and hear him grunt and strain! He would tease me and show me his gassy poop packed hole and make me smell it!
Who LOVES to tease and bate me with his loud, powerful, bassy, beefy, pungent, trumpet, trombone farts! I hope his farts smell like strong musky ass and buttery spoiled broccoli, brussels sprouts and poop, cauliflower and cabbage and ass sweat!!
I want a guy who wants me, who's genuinely interested in me and my life. Believe it or not, I consider myself a vers-top looking for a dominant, dirty minded power-bottom for a boyfriend who LOVES to share his dirty kinky side with me and only me.
But I find myself mostly attracted to White or Asian or Latin guys or any mix of the three. To me personally, guys of German, French, Australian, English, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, or Taiwanese descent are the hottest when it comes to farting and shitting and other dirty stuff.
I need a boyfriend who's as kinky and crazy as I am. I'm attracted to most kinds of guys who aren't cocky, narcissistic, disrespectful, or just on some alpha/fag bullshit. I'm attracted to all races of guys, I'd love to do any type of guy as long as he's open to what I like.
I HATE to say this, but I'll be 28 this year and I'm still a complete virgin who's never even dated before. There's many complicated reasons for this but one main reasons is it's damn near impossible to find guys who're into the same things in into where I live.
@Skidder85 Thanks for the likes and following! It's nice to be noticed and acknowledged, for so long no one's even bothered to talk to me here. There is one other guy here who I talk to about kinky stuff, his preferences and style is just how I like.
@constipatedlogs How long has it been? You should try and hold it and bake that loaf for as long as you can. But don't wait too too long so you don't have serious problems.