Bart Hoffman

Political nerd, golf junky, vegetarian, and 1/3 of Platform for Progress, LLC.

[McElroy for WV @McElroyForWV]

You have just under 2 hours to get to the polls before they close at 7:30 PM!

Have you voted already?

#McElroyForWV #houseofdelegates #district26

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@Lunchbox601 Try eating a food that doesn't taste like Elmer's glue.

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@Lunchbox601 Cheers

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@Lunchbox601 Wait, there's more than 1?!

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@Lunchbox601 The Bible. You need it, heathen.

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@mliebow @paulg https://t.co/PO1y3cElby

Spoiler alert: it doesn't work.

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@Lunchbox601 I feel left out.

[suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens]

emergency newsletter on the sex toy ad preventing the USA and Japan from broadcasting curling https://t.co/8NFLd5sCkp

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@Lunchbox601 I've got Life and Cherrio box tops. Those help?

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@Lunchbox601 My back thinks you are not appreciating dex enough.

[suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens]

GOP Senate Candidate Calls For Legalized Slavery

[Team Homan 🥌 @TeamHoman]

Nothing new from Skipper 🎮 #cheatcode #unitedwedurl

[Kumar Rao @KumarRaoNYC]

.@MondaireJones just absolutely tore into Republican dog-whistling on D.C. statehood on the House floor: “with all the racist trash my colleagues have brought to this debate...”

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

These two headlines are exactly one year apart.

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@suss2hyphens Walker/Muyres beats Einarson/Gushue in finals.

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@aceheid Were they out of the magic spray that usually works when someone needs stretchered off in soccer?

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@MATTHEWLICARI Me either!

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@suss2hyphens One more Homan win in the final end. Let's go!

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@suss2hyphens I'm watching the scores while at work and feel like I just missed the best few hours of curling in long time.

[Bart Hoffman @dentedcardoor]

@Lunchbox601 I had subway today. Eat fresh, LB.